Wot M8

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Pablo the penguin was taking a stroll down the street when he saw Austin the kangaroo smoking a joint in his house.

"Austin!! What the hell is going on here??" Pablo shouted.

"Nothin much my g, just havin a blast while I wait for Tasha to pick me up in her Porsche" Austin responded.

"But in my place? You tryna scrap bruva?"

"Naah fam, just how it is innit"

After hearing this Pablo was furious. He ripped off his nonexistent shirt and whipped Austin with it.

Tasha, Tyrone, and Uniqua the unicorn pulled up at the club and starting beating Austin as well.

Austin was fine though because he's a robot and it's all a simulation.

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