the letters of the frog and the bird

Chapter V

Disclaimer:

if you're an innocent penguin under smut-age you better skip this part for your own best.

NOT YOUR NORMAL HIGHSCHOOL DRAMA

The water feels nice against her skin.

Y/N sings a song for herself, humming some song, that is stuck on her mind, and then the door opens. Y/N thinks: ''who is that''

BANG, the shampoo bottle falls on the bathroom floor and looking over her shoulder, she sees a hot male. ''It's him''so...you must be my new roommate'', he says in his deep ass voice. She mentally screams:''choke me daddy''

He sees her facial expression. He wonders what's going on... He realizes that he just randomly barged in on a showering woman.

''y-yess'' she manages to say, ''i am''.

"I'm so sorry, I'll leave you to your shower."

he doesn't manage to cover his eyes, before he sees it.

his reptile mind immediately responds, "boObiES"he catches himself in his perverse thoughts.

she grows some balls and says: ''now, daddy''.

"ahem, I just realized... I should probably unpack my stuff."

''i'll pay you 67 bucks i swear. u know u want to''. His financially broke self considers it for a moment. he's abput to lose his shirt when...

she says:, ''i need some handcuffs first''

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK... "FBI OPEN UP"

they jumped out the bathroom windowboth half naked.

landed on a bush.

the awkwardly shuffle out of it, scraping their skin.

''doesn't matter'' he sounded desperate.

they ran off into the forest

''im freezing''

''don't worry, i've got the handcuffs, baby girl''

"you don't understand... It- um- it shrinks in the cold"

''ah fuck man. literally''

''fuck... These handcuffs don't fit around the tree"

he lights up a cigarette and tortures her skin ''you like this?''

"more daddy"

A/N

Go fucking love yourself. Literally.