CataZtrophe | VKOOK

14.

“You’re so cute, so small and so chubby. And so sweet- wait did I tell you that you’re small and cute?”

“You said that for the fifteenth time, Taehyung!” Yoongi grumbled and got up, searching for something to shove up in Taehyung’s ass. “I think they are cute together” Jin cooed and Namjoon nodded with a fake grin.

“You’re cuter than me, Taeddy bear.” Jungkook said kissing his boyfriend on his cheek and after watching that Yoongi ran up to his room, cause he wanted to puke.

“Taeddy bear? What the fuck?” Jimin grimaced and Taehyung rolled his eyes. “Bitch, that’s a way to express affection. Cheesy nicknames are good! And I love being called Taeddy bear. Fuck off!” Taehyung grumbled like a little dumbass kid, who was sitting in the park with his girlfriend and some stranger made fun of them.

“You guys are ridiculous, geez!” Jimin too got up and left the room, so did Jin and Namjoon, but they didn’t leave because Taehyung and Jungkook were hideously romantic. They left because Namjoon wanted to have sex.

Hours passed by and Jungkook and Taehyung were having shitty cheesy couple talk.

Lux and Hoseok were at the generator room, which was under the guest room.

Jimin was doing literally nothing, Yoongi was sleeping and Jin and Namjoon were having sex (Student teacher foreplay)

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“I’ll be back in a few minutes, babe.” Taehyung informed and got up from the sofa. Jungkook gave a kiss on Taehyung’s cheek and the older boy left the room where he and Jungkook were sitting.

As Taehyung left Jungkook took out his phone and saw a text, from…. Stella!!!!!!! Her names was saved as ‘Cockslut’ by Yoongi.

Cockslut:

Jungkook, I miss you…
We need to talk baby
Jungkook instantly made a list in his mind of “What to do now”,

1. Throw your phone away.

2. Try NOT to scream like a little bitch, cause Yoongi was sleeping.

3. Tell someone sensible like Hoseok (Who don’t give a shit), Namjoon (Who doesn’t care), Jin (Who’d kill Stella), Lux (Who’d kill Stella AND Jungkook), Jimin…. is not sensible. So, Yoongi was the one.

4. Run.

5. Then come back and reply to the text.

So Jungkook did everything which was part of the list. And after thinking for like more 20 seconds Jungkook replied to the text which his ex-girlfriend sent.

Jungkook:
What do you want?

Cockslut:

Look Jk, I miss you, okay? And now I regret, I miss spending time with you.

It’s just…. I made a mistake and I want you to give me a chance to let me make it up to you.

We’re good together Jk, aren’t we?
I still love you, every day I think of you, I don’t feel the way I should. I don’t feel the same about Elvis. Yeah, he’s a nice guy, but you’re my soulmate and I can’t afford to lose you baby.

C’mon Jk, just gemme a last chance to prove myself, lemme tell you how much I love you. Life’s nothing without you, baby. Come back.

Please.

Block this contact?

Yes / No

Yes / No

Jungkook:
I miss you too

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I know this chapter was very short, but I'm just not in the right mood to write.

I like a guy, like I really really like him, he's nice, sweet, funny and respectful towards me. Like the perfect one. But he's fucking homophobic. Ugh! I don't understand why guys are such dumbass homophobic bastards. Lesbians are okay for them, but they hate gay people. What kinda fucktard logic is that?