My Boyfriend And I Have A Secret

***This is NOT a vampire story***

My Boyfriend And I Have A Secret

Chapter 1

When I woke up there were birds chirping out from my window, kind of cliche if you asked my opinion. Today is my sixteenth birthday and I can't wait until it's over. All the extra attention on me isn't really my thing. I tend to stay out of the spotlight pretty well if I say so myself, drawing attention is definitely not my number one priority.

"Alright, who's going in first?" I heard the muffled question from behind my closed bedroom door. It was from Kason, the oldest out of him and our other brother Ollie.

I buried my face in my feathered pillow as their argument on who was going to 'wake' me up was going to be continued, picking up in volume.

"What if she sleeps with a bat beside her bed, I know she won't hesitate to whack whoever wakes her up with it!" Ollie complained, "I can't have my face looking like it was shoved in a blender or something!"

"Seriously, Oliver." I heard the echo of Kason hitting Ollie on the side of the head and a very audible 'Ouch!' in response.

"Douche bag." Ollie muttered before I heard someone twisting the doorknob and the creaking of the door as they opened it.

"Come on, just slap her on the head and run or something." Kason persisted.

"Oh, let me just share with you the play by play of what would happen if I was stupid enough to do that." Ollie replied in a hiss.

"Me: *Whacks* Harley in the back of the head. Her: *Wakes up* She jumps up, kicks me in the no no place, goes and grabs her bat that I just KNOW she has and bam, I'm dead. Yeah, how's your master plan working out?"

I mentally rolled my eyes at them and spoke up, "If you two don't backtrack out of my room I'm going to stab you both with a fork."

Both of them shut up.

Ahhh, peace and ser---

"You don't even have a fork on you right now." Was Kason's remark.

Dang it. So close.

I peeked my eyes out from the fluffiness of my pillow and glared at him.

"Oh come on sleepy pants, get up. You know you want my awesome eggs and sausage! If you listen carefully you can hear muffins calling your name." I closed my eyes tightly and slammed the pillow over my head and groaned in annoyance.

"It's not even sane to get up the early!" I whined half heartily. But I could feel my mouth watering already.

"It's 9 o'clock, Har." Kason chuckled and then jumped on my bed and stole every inch of my blanket by wrapping up in it and then stilled.

"Kason, what the crap!" I tried to unroll him from the blanket but he barely even budged.

"Well, happy birthday! I'm going to steal some food before you eat it all." And with that, Ollie dashed out of my room but turned the lights on and I squinted my eyes automatically.

After a few more failed attempt to get my blanket back I traded plans with the evil side of me and pushed Kason off my bed instead.

"Haha." I mocked him as he hit the carpeted floor with a almost inaudible 'Omfphh'. He brought his head out from the bundle, he was laughing.

I stood up and tried stepping over him but he rolled over and my foot caught his side and I tumbled to the ground.

"Way to be graceful, Har." Kason smirked at me, I flicked him in the nose and stood up muttering Ollie's response to him earlier.

"Douche bag. You aren't getting any food!" I told him.

"But I cooked it!" I ignored him and left him alone on the floor, turning off the light as I passed.

I yawned just as I walked into the kitchen, grinning afterward. This might as well be the breakfast room in heaven.

"Mhish ish fud foob!" Ollie was shoveling spoonful after spoonful of eggs into his mouth while trying to talk. Not a good combination.

"Okay then." I shook my head while grabbing a plate from the cabinet.

"Oh, good morning you two." Our mom said groggily, still finishing tying her robe. She walked in targeting straight on me.

"Happy birthday, sweetheart." she smiled widely then kissed my forehead.

"Thanks mom." I replied and smiled back but continued to wipe off her kiss and she rolled her eyes.

"Sorry, I love you and all but I'd rather not have your saliva on my face." she nodded but chuckled nonetheless.

"So, what are your plans for today?" Kason asked a little while later as we all, minus our mother who had to leave for work, crowded around the island, munching on our food. I had let Kason eat despite the earlier wake up.

I shrugged, "I dunno, why?"

"Because, it's your birthday and I have to be scheduled in to your so not busy calender." Kason said sarcasticly.

"I have plently of busy, busy calender dates." I defended.

"Today I'll probably just go hang out with Eli and Jamie." I continued.

"So you won't be here for a while, good I've got a date tonight anyway." Ollie grinned. I swallowed my bite of food and grimaced.

"Are you still dating that Rachel chick?" I asked with irritation. Kason scoffed at the name.

"No, she started to believe that I would drop out of school, marry her, have 3 kids, and live in a yellow house with a pink door." Ollie shuddered. "Who even does that?"

"So who then, do I know her." I asked whilest taking the last bite of my muffin.

"Yeah, I believe so. I'm going out with Laura."

"Oh, the Kelly girl. She's cool." I nodded, I didn't really know her but she hasn't given me a reason to avoid her so...

"No, not her. Denson or Benson. I think." Ollie corrected.

"Don't know her." I shrugged.

"Well, in that case. Hopefully I can keep it that way." I smacked his arm and he just laughed.

Kason returned from when he left a while ago, now with the phone.

"Here, it's Jamie." Kason tossed me the phone and of course, me and my uncoordinated self dropped it.

"Oh no!" I shouted dramatically.

"Hey Jamie." I spoke into the phone after putting the back back on it.

"Why'd you scream?" she asked curiously.

"Oh, Kason threw you at me and I dropped you. My bad."

"You just completely killed me, you are talking to my ghost I hope you know." she tried to sound scary but we both ended up laughing at her.

"So, what do you want to do today? I was thinking about getting some people together and going down to the lake but it's your day so what do you want?"

"Oh, now you know I'm going to feel guilty if I don't choose what you said." I snapped with faked anger.

"Whatever, lady just make up your mind. I going to pass with old age, my time is ticking....wait you're older YOUR time is counting down. Let's go, let's go!"

"Jamie, shut your trap! Lake it is, I've wanted to go for a while now anyways."

"Awesome, I'll pick you up around 2 then, bye! Love you, girl!" she hung up.

I put the phone down and looked at Ollie who was watching me with a weird expression on his face.

"What?" I asked, upping my eyebrows at him.

He just stood there for a second then muttered girls and walked out, all the while shaking his head.