Uhhh... I MEAN-
Author: Welcome to Quanteen's next chapter with the author who should probably tell you they don't swear...
Adron: WELL SHI-
AUTHOR BOI: Oh... Hey Adron! Sorry yeah he's a bit hot headed-
Bean boy Adron: LEAVE ME THE FU-
AUTHOR AGAIN: Woaaaaaaaah.... Ok calm.... I actually forgot what I wrote this chap... whoopsies.
Short potato: THEMIS IS MEETING WITH US-
MAKER OF SHORT POTATO: Oh yeah! Is it bad I wanna see her turn into a cactus?
Dark clothed emo-boy: WHAT WHY?
YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO WROTE THIS BY NOW: Because why not?
Why thank you emo-boy: YOU'RE A WEIRD AUTHOR!
SEE AUTHOR: WHY THANK YOU!! See Themis' author!? I am funny! Ish....
ADRONNNNNN: Yeah ri- WHO IS WRITING OUR NAMES?!
AUTHOR: YOU CAN SEE THOSE?!?!? OH SHOOT!!
....: I MEAN YEAH! NOW WHO KEEPS CALLING ME SHORT BEAN AND STUFF!? I'LL SEND A RAGED ALBINO ON YOU SOON!
HAHAHAHAAHA: OOF!! YEAH RIGHT!! YOU WON'T FIND ME!
Adron....: *disappears and reappears next to Author* Are you so sure about that?
Author: WHAT THE QUIZN-I mean-ZAPNARG!
ANGRY BOI: Where you just about to copyright my life with a single word?
Shoot: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Confusion boi: *disappears*
Author: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is an extremely common occurrence between these two. The author, however, needed to summarise the actual chapter in a funny form so therefore I shall try my best to interpret what they would write;
Quanteen (myself) and the others, (Themis, Adron, Alvis and Agatha), are having a conversation on how Themis got here and who she is as we try to decipher whether or not we should trust her. I myself have no regards of trusting the girl known as Themis and would rather her be shoved into the Forenza cave.
Themis' author: ouch.
Quanteen: Oh... I didn't know you were here...
Themis' author: Q we all know you r a tsudere on the inside
Quanteen: Excuse me? What did you just call me? I would have you know that I would die for any one of my friends. They deserve to be cared for and understand and I shall not be called someone who acts horrible towards the people they care for especially since it's a made up word for the Earth's animated videos.
AUTHOR OF THIS CHAPTHER: QUANTEEN LUNA PRETURANS ALBINO! TAKE THAT BACK! ANIME IS AMAZING! I SHALL RE-WRITE YOU IF YOU SAY THAT- Wait... did I just say your entire name?
Quanteen: Yes. Yes you did.
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