Spring Daze (2)

45 - Interview

"Please welcome Sebastian Stan!" Stephen Colbert said standing up from his desk.

Sebastian comes out and does a small wave to the cheering audience. He goes to Stephen and the two hug briefly. Sebastian then sits down in the chair as Stephen sits back down in his swivel chair.

"It's good to see you again," Stephen said.

"You too. It's been awhile," Sebastian said.

"Two years to be exact and last time you were here, we drank tequila and talked about space. Now, I'd love to continue on that but have you seen the Olympics?" Stephen asked and he shows a picture of Hunter Kasey with the US flag on her shoulders.

"Yeah, I have. I saw it with a good buddy of mine," Sebastian said grinning.

"Question: is this your good buddy?" Stephen asked showing a picture of Sebastian and Logan eating ice cream.

The audience aww'd and Sebastian chuckled.

"Yeah, yeah, he is. He's such a sweet little guy and he's happy all the time. It's just so great to be around him," Sebastian said. "But you'll wanna hide your raspberries or he'll eat them all."

The audience laughed.

"And on top of that, you've got him living with you," Stephen said.

"Oh definitely," Sebastian said. "He's not the greatest roommate at the moment."

"Why's that?" Stephen asked.

"Always on the most wild nights, he ends up in my bed with his feet in my face," Sebastian said pointing to his face. "I love the guy but he's also potty training."

"Ooo, rough times ahead, rough times ahead. My wife made me potty train our boys while she did our daughter and it was an absolute nightmare for me," Stephen said. "Boys have no aim at all."

"Yeah, it's pretty disgusting but he's got his own little plastic toilet seat so hopefully we'll be good," Sebastian said chuckling.

"So, you're dating his mom, correct?" Stephen asked.

"Correct, it's weird to be dating your roommate's mom but as long as I keep getting him his raspberries, he's good," Sebastian said looking out to the audience.

They laughed and Sebastian looked back at Stephen.

"So what you're saying is that you are his raspberry dealer," Stephen said chuckling.

Sebastian laughed and nodded softly.

"On the inter webs, people are saying that you and Hunter Kasey are quote on quote "relationship goals" and I'm wondering if you guys fight at all," Stephen said showing a picture of Sebastian and Hunter being goofy together.

"We do. We actually do fight a lot especially when it comes to movies like with Star Wars and the greatest movie in that collection of movies is A New Hope. But she's saying it's Return Of The Jedi which is WRONG," Sebastian said.

Stephen laughed and asked, "what would your father, Mark Hamill, say about that?"

"He'd probably pick her side," Sebastian said. "Or just choose a totally different movie."

"Alright, Sebastian Stan everyone. Check him out in Avengers: Infinity War in theaters April 26th!" Stephen said.

The audience clapped and Sebastian waved out to them.