"u should hang out with brendon!! hydroflasksksksk!! urie!! he's so hot rawr xd," ryan, brendon hydroflasksksksk urie's main hoe said to patrick as they walked to the fucking store together. he continued to ramble, "i'm glad i'm dating brendon hydroflasksksksk he look like a snacc. plus he thicc with four c's and ur bf peter is a sticc wit four c's," he said
patrick whip and nae naed, "ouu tea maybe i will meet him 👀 is he a gentleman like peter does he zucc ur fckin toes and take u to le store for le crocs" ryan nodded and t posed, "he buys hydroflasks errydaY bruhther" he made a vacuum cleaner noise.
when they got in the store, the official dwayne the rock johnson youtube channel came up to them.
ryan drop kicked the official dwayne the rock johnson youtube channel in the balls and he yeeted up to the sky. patrick thanked ryan and went on his mario quest to find some fucking crocs.
"HEY GOOGLE I NEED SOME CROCS" patrick fucking yelled and like fucking five fucking seconds later google fucking floated over with the giant fucking stand of fucking crocs. "yis patricK i bring u le mcfuckfuckfuckInG crocs likE alWayS," google replied and yeeted the mcfuckfuckfuckInG crocs at patrick.
ryan came over and kicked googek repeatedly, "tHaT's My BeSt FrIeNd U bItCh" goohle ran out of the fucking room with his wire wagging like he was a fucking kitty cat (shhh no one needs to know that he is).
patrick dug through the crocs, cRyInG because he couldn't find the right pair for brendon hydroflasksksksk. ryan fuCKING kicked his pp and said "u big weeb stop crying" and patrick said "stfu i'm not crying" and epic fight scene.
after epic fight scene, patrick went into the employee closet. ryan was fucking himself in the bathroom now so he had plenty of time to find shoes before ryan came out and did the pewpew over the shoeshoe.
patrick kcikdx the wall and he noticed there was a door. he opened it and ran down the stairs, not tripping at all bc he's a cool boi and yee yee. when he got down there he saw the raddest of rad crcos (even radder than himself).
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"OMG FUCK BRENDON HYDROFLASKSKSKSK URIE WILL LOB THESE CROCODIES CROCS"
patidck quickly smatched them and ran away forever and ever.
