Well, now I can join the military without a waiver, be charged as an adult, and a bunch of other stuff.
Anyways, let's hope today's as fun as last year!
Edit: I think that Pungent Stench's "Happy Re-birthday" is a better song for this than Hangar 18. So, let's put the lyrics for the song, shall we?
I can feel the abhorrence people show for me Because I am an expectorating blasphemy. And I know that my look offends their staring eyes. So I run because they will treat me otherwise. Digging in the trashcan for my food all day, I don't give a fuck what all those people say. My parents have rejected me like a rat .That's the reason wherefore I hate mom and dad.
Night has come, time is right for my disgusting plan. I climb to the window of my parents' sleeping room .With a chain I confine their bodies to the bed .I am sure this is the funniest night I ever had.
For my dad I have an unbelievable surprise I just stab mother's nail-file into daddy's eyes. Draw it out, tear his eyeballs out of their smashed holes. Digging with my fingers in his fester-squiring sores .Screaming he is lying in a pool of blood But I'm only laughing while I start to cut well readable letters in his sweating skin."Repudiating the own son is a sin." A dream came true, too long I had to wait for my revenge .Out of fear he shits into his pants - Hell what a stench! It is time telling daddy now the last goodbye. Then I ram the file into his heart, because he must die.
Watch my mom - All I see is an infected slut. With my boots I fucking kick her motherfucking butt Slowly I dissect her torso with my fingernails Gluttonous I start to eat her flesh and her entrails My head is in her abdominal cavity. I'm on my way to mother's cunt and suddenly I reach the hole and my mother's uterus is torn. Then I hastily gasp for breath - I'm reborn! Troublesome my body's creeping through the bleeding gash. Inside out my skin is covered with organic mash. What a treat, life goes on for me - Now I'm free. Killing is the only pleasure for a freak like me!
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Highschool DXD X Brutal Legend Male Reader
FanfictionMost dragons became gauntlets; not Helcaraxe. She became my Sacred Gear, and decided to become my guitar. Though, the death of Junko Furuta sent my life in a different direction...
