So I was just browsing the internet one day. And I came across this very interesting question. "If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?"
I was like, 'hmm, intriguing. The internet has never failed to disappoint me yet!" So I did some more research into it, going onto very reliable sites like Yahoo and other stuff. And I've come to the conclusion that Canada is actually the 4th dimension. If you were to die in Canada, you wouldn't actually die in real life.
I know people who've tested this theory, and it's absolutely correct. You just respawn at the border once you die. It's pretty cool. I think there's this one person who's died like 11 times. I've actually fallen off of the CN Tower before (don't ask) and died, but I just found myself at the Canadian border.
Also, I've figured out that Canadians actually live much longer than other people, like for hundreds of years, because they have this element in them called canadorium, and they get it from maple syrup.
DISCLAIMER: I don't actually believe in this conspiracy theory, I just wanted to share something funny. Please do NOT go try to die in Canada, and canadorium isn't real
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(Written by @ShadowOfStars15)
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Conspiracies of the Universe
RandomMy friends and I always think of crazy conspiracy theories, so I thought that I could put some of them online, with each of us adding some stories.
