cock a doodle doo its the fucking clock, today Josuke wasn't planning on doing anything. He got up and started walking towards his closet, picking the same fucking outfit he wears everyday. "what a gucci looking young man" smirking as he rubbed his chin. "JOsukE!" Josuke's sweet hot looking mother TOMOKO called out. "Yes rice cooker!" he yelled back. "ITS LUNCH TIME U DOLLAR STORE CHILD!!" she exclaimed. "ok ok HOL UP" Josuke quickly ran to the bathroom and spent 5 minutes doing his hair, 5 mins. His legs yeeted and he went to the kitchen. "Mom what we consuming today" Josuke opened the fridge and scanned it thoroughly, rummaging through it in hope to find a can of soda. "Would you look at that! theres still some sunpiss" Grabbing tf out of it he deliberately opened it up, drinking it like how he drinks his mo-. "JOsUke Stop drinking that sunpiss and come here and help me open up this tin can" Tomoko popped her ass out and handed him the tin can opener. "Ima go plant the plants that plant on the plant" she walked out the house and went to the backyard.
"Man alright" Josuke open up the can easily. PLOP, o man. Noticing the vigorously large hands that came out of the can, Josuke instinctively backed away. "Its a mother fucking stan-" interrupted by a large noise he turned around. "MOM THERES A MOTHAFUCKING RAT IN HERE" he jumped and left in a hurry while smoking some grass. He sonic speed the fuck to coochies- Koichi's house. (fucking live action sonic looks ugly)"COOCHIE" Josuke ran to choochies coochie and stepped on his coochie. "BRO GET UR ACT PEE OUT AND KILL THIS TIN CAN" Josuke removed his foot from his coochies coochie and posed. "o shit man u alright?" he looked down to see coochies coochie bleeding. "IT WAS THE TIN CAN, THE TIN CAN CIRCUMCISED HIS COCK" Out of anger he dashed out of coochie-*cough* koichi's house.
"I gotta tell Jotaro about this stand" He went to whatever the fuck the hotel he stayed in was called. He used his sacks to create a ladder with his uhhh what kinda ducking stand does he have again OH yeah ok ok cut. He used his sacks to create a ladder with his dio sona da stand. HE reached Jotaro's floor and flew in, breaking those sexy glass windows the hotel had just installed. "THE MOTHAFUCKING TIN CAN IS GOING FERAL IM BOUTTA COMMIT ARSON" Josuke ran like a wild fucking monkey and tugged on Jotaro's shirt. "MA MAN YOU GOTTA-", "shut tf up". Jotaro grabbed Josuke by his hair and bit a piece off. blabla bla time travel kira jumped in uh oh and BOOM.
Suddenly in a blink of an eye, Josuke was standing in front of Okyasu's house. Without thinking twice he stepped in. OH DEAR LORD I t CANT be. Josuke RAn to Okyasu as fast as he can. "The tin can, HE CIRCUMCISED OKYASU'S COCK TOO"
