When Worlds Collide

Did you just assume my G.E.N.D.E.R?

Izaya had woken up first so he was sat on the sofa with his laptop "Oh good morning Shizu-chan did you sleep well?" Izaya asked with a grin Shizuo ignored his question "I've woken everyone up we're talking about heading for Noragami next" Shizuo yawned heading to the kitchen to cook breakfast Yato rolled through the doorway "Good morning all" Izaya smiled seeing everyone else following him everyone sat down on the sofas apart from Karma who was looking at all the things in the cabinets "will you stop touching everything you see!" Izaya yelled making him jump "Izaya stop yelling it's like nine o'clock in the morning!" Yato hated waking up early but he wanted

to get the Phantoms out until Yukine was better Izaya and everyone gasped a beautiful blue mid-length haired girl followed the others Karma just laughed and handed the stranger two blue hair ties Izaya could've sworn he didn't let anyone in last night and he was pretty sure he was the last to go to sleep so there was no one to let this girl in as Karma tied the longish blue hair up Izaya realised it was actually Nagisa in front of him him "ah so who let you in?" Yato said seductively whilst circling Nagisa Touka, Mikasa and Hanji began to snicker along with Izaya and the alternates "umm I uh" Nagisa began to blush "so is your name as pretty as you are?" Yato smiled Touka tapped his shoulder "umm I don't think you realise that he's a boy" everyone began laughing making Yato fall onto his knees "I'm ever so sorry I am certainly very ashamed!" Yato was pleading for Nagisa's forgiveness before sitting up "Hey, I just had an idea!" Yato said grinning "Mikasa, Hanji, Touka your all girls so surely you must have some dresses" Yato said taking Nagisa's height and width "what's your plan?!" Nagisa yawned slightly worried he was NOT going to dress as a girl for them not even if they payed him a million pounds to do it "the phantoms always go for pretty young girls late at night so I'm going to use you as bait to lure the phantoms in" Yato grinned Nagisa's palm hit his face and a long groan followed "you want me to be the girl don't you" Nagisa sighed "ahuh" Yato nodded "oh oh! I have some cute little ribbons we could put in his hair!" Touka giggled pulling two pink ribbon clips out of her pocket "NO!" Nagisa yelled swatting her hand knocking the pink bows out of her hand "please don't make me dress like a girl I don't want to be a girl anymore!'' Izaya was confused Nagisa wasn't forced to be a girl he assumed Nagisa deliberately cross dressed and had long hair "what? I thought you wanted to be like that" Shizuo said confused much like everyone else "please explain Mr Shiota" Levi said trying to get Nagisa to explain "It's a long story you probably wouldn't understand if I told you" Nagisa whispered quietly whilst Karma finished tying his hair back up "please explain we are all really confused" Kaneki said scratching his head "well my mother and my father were together until I turned six the reason they split is because of me it's my fault and I'll always remember that, but the reason they split is because my mother was desperate to have a girl and well when she found our she wasn't getting what she wanted it didn't make her very happy so she made me grow my hair to a long length she told me I had to always be a girl at home and I wasn't allowed to say I wasn't, she makes me crossdress outside of school and so that's kinda the reason I'm not like Karma I'm not allowed to be like Karma and the other boys I'm not a boy that's what I'm suppose to believe anyway" Nagisa stopped there had he said too much? seeing everyone looking heartbroken made him worry if he'd said the wrong things "please continue you haven't told us about your dad and the split yet" it was pretty clear that Shizuo was interested to hear how it all spiraled down like this "well... Umm I think that my dad thought it was cruel and stupid of my mother to make me do those things I mean he didn't mind for a few days thinking she was just having a laugh y'know because things didn't quite turn out how she wanted, and then she started obsessing over the whole no Nagisa is a girl really thing, I don't like it in fact I've already tried to make her stop... She won't listen... I'm stuck being a girl until she dies" it felt like a sea of sadness had spilled over the entire room as it fell silent "OH SHI-" Shizuo ran back to the kitchen smelling the smoke coming from the pan he had been cooking the bacon in but didn't finish his word knowing Levi would scold him for it. Nevertheless, Levi gave him the look. Everyone began to laugh "it isn't flipping funny!" Shizuo said carefully picking out his words because Levi sort of scared him a little "Shizu-chan the toast smells like it burn-" Izaya started hearing Shizuo yell "oh sugar! The toast!' Izaya laughed he thought it was amusing to hear the brute flipping over some bacon and toast "oh I am sorry... I should've waited to speak really shouldn't I" Nagisa mumbled "No no it wasn't your fault it was Shizuo's he forgot he was cooking" Touka smiled she felt awful for the kid and Izaya thought his life was bad! She rolled her eyes at the idea oh yeah and kaneki though his life was awful too! No it was his fault if he hadn't been stupid and gone down an alley with Rize he wouldn't have to be a ghoul but no being a boy he just had to go in there and- Kaneki put a hand on Touka's shoulder "relax Touka stop thinking about me I mean come on surely I'm not THAT handsome" Kaneki teased Touka clenched her fists and punched him in the nose "that's what you get for making stupid remarks!" "Ow it was just a joke! God! I don't care who you really like! I was just kidding" Yato laughed "she's just like Hiyori" Everyone stopped and stared at him Izaya whistled "get you Yato!" Yato glared at them all "I'll make the couple jokes thank you all very much!" "so... Shizuo is the food ok?" Eren called out "umm NO!" Shizuo growled having a fight with the microwave "WHY WON'T THIS BLOODY THING SWITCH ON?!" he yelled "break dad's microwave and you're gonna get it real bad Shizu-chan!" Izaya sighed getting up to deal with the brute