A NEWS Love {Carl Azuz x Reader}

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"And another great pun from Carl!" said your teacher. CNN 10 was your favorite. Why? Because your secret crush, none other than Carl Azuz, was the host. Oh how you yearned for Carl's love. It was completely legal, don't worry! You were repeating school, so you were about 20. Your parents were proud. They never even went to school at all!

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The next day you saw he seemed sad on the news. He didn't even do the puns! Everyone could tell something was up, but since they didn't love him like you did, they didn't care. So when you got home you messaged him on twitter and asked him what was wrong. You didn't expect him to answer at all, but he answered immediatly.

My wife left me.

Four words. Four words that both brought you into extreme joy and broke your heart at the same time. Poor Carl.

I'm so sorry...
You can talk to me. I'll be there for you.

Thank you.
I thought she loved me.
But she had no sense of humor!
She hated my puns!
And then she met that truck.

Oh my gosh, that's horrible!

😞

I have to go.
I'll chat with you tomorrow.