bold is y/n but I didn't want to use that bc it's unprofessional
Semen Mentos
hey shawn imy babe
hey rebecca , you missed me so soon babe like you didn't see me last night 😏
Shawn 😂😂😂 my name isn't rebecca and we haven't seen each other in 3 months since tour
Oh right uh hi babe ... I miss you so much too but I have bad news:(
omg what's rong shane
I been so whorney for you I hired girls and made them get plastic surgery to look like you for it can be like we still having sex
Aww Shawn that's so romantic ILYSM, but guess what I'm pregnant you the father
Send noods
But Shawn I'm cumming blood. I'm on my periodt
period is just the end of a sentence .
blood don't bother me if i was there i would suck it so hard until it cures my anemia
(•)(•)
🇯🇵
omg your pussy looks so tasty but why yo boobs look like that ewww
shane.
im pregnant you the daddy
did you watch endgame omg
Batman dies :(
Shawn you got me all horny
Send noods
Of course Babe
My dick takes up half of
the steering wheel
see look
🚗🍆
shawn are you driving!!
yeah but don't worry I'm fine I just got to ignore this car coming towards me
AGAGAGAHAH
the car just hit me and it broke my windshield
Are you ok???!!!
Maybe if you don't survive me and the baby be rich
No :(
I lost my penis, they have to get me a transplant . I'm in a coma
Shane I'm pregnant
I can't believe I lost my penis guess we're going to have to use a strap on for now on
Don't text while driving
