Crackhead Kate Blaire
A Short Story
by sophie
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Kate Blaire was thinking about Abby ChairMan again. Abby was a lazy crackhead with a tall forearm and a pale second toe.
Kate walked over to the window and reflected on her perfect surroundings. She had always loved lovely Tacobell with its thundering, thankful tacos. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel depressed.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a lazy figure of Abby Chairman.
Kate gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a crackhead, dumbass, mello yello drinker with a thick forearm and a skinny second toe. Her friends saw her as a dry, delightful demon. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a frightened kitten.
But not even a crackhead person who had once jumped into a river and saved a frightened kitten, was prepared for what Abby had in store today.
The rain hammered like sleeping cats, making Kate angry. Kate grabbed a juicy apple that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Kate stepped outside and Abby came closer, she could see the fair glint in her eye.
Abby glared with all the wrath of 9305 creative faint foxes. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want apples."
Kate looked back, even more angry and still fingering the juicy apple. "Abby, I'm keeping my apples," she replied.
They looked at each other with tired feelings, like two rancid, rainy raccoons whispering at a very insomnia-tic Halloween, which had pop music playing in the background and two funny uncles voring to the beat.
Suddenly, Abby lunged forward and tried to punch Kate in the face. Quickly, Kate grabbed a juicy apple and brought it down on Abby's skull.
Abby's tall forearm trembled and her pale second toe wobbled. She looked hyper, her emotions raw like a panicky, poor fox.
Then she let out an orgasming groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Abby Chairman was dead.
Kate Blaire went back inside and made herself a nice drink of mello yello.
THE END
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