hErE's a sToRY.... or 2

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So one time I was at my friends house and she had a pool. Now, on this particular day she had invited one of my best friends... Lets call him Robert manion (yes this is what im doing and I have you know I'm not ashamed one bit) so basically she was swimming in the pool while me and "robert" were on the outskirts of it because we didn't have bathing suits. Long story short, she ends up pulling me in and then I wind up being pushed around in a wagon with handcuffs on by "Robert", being shot with a nerfgun by her and her little brother. Fun times.

There was also this one day, at the end of class my friends shoe ended up in the trash can and someone discovered an impaled cockroach by a pencil. Don't question.

Andddd we can not forget the time me and my friends basically got lost in a forest and one of them ended up with a tick on his dick.

Ya know... I have great friends.

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