Wrong Number

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I just got a wrong number text from a real estate agent.

I decided to be weird and see what they would do.

Here's our entire conversation.

Agent: Would you like a modern house or a older wooden house?

Me: Who is this?

Me: Oh wait is this Ronald the Craigslist Cat?

Me: No it isn't

Me: GOODBYE

Agent: Really?

Me: Ya

Me: Bye

Agent: Lolololololololololol

Me: wait I changed my mind I want the pink one (Pink on request if my 3 year old cousin)

Agent: WHAT IS HAPPENING??? 

Me: The world is happening

Me: Do you like turtles 🐢

Me: I like turtles 🐢

Agent: Would you like a modern house or an older wood house?

Agent: I like turtles yes

Me: The wack one

Me: I want a turtle sanctuary (Said John Laurens)

Agent: Old or modern???

Me: Sorry this is just the wrong number lol I'm just weird haha 🐢🐢🐢 (they didn't see this text lol)

Agent: No 🐢

Agent: Who are you?

Me: I want turtle wallpaper

Me: My name is Turtle Smith

Agent: I will build you a turtle house ok?

Me: On club penguin? (I really don't know what I was doing a this point)

Agent: (Name she thought she was contacting) you can stop messing with me you know I'm (name)

Agent: No club penguin

Me: Wrong number I'm just weird haha

(I blocked and deleted them)
(Thank whatever made this planet I took screenshots)

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