I just got a wrong number text from a real estate agent.
I decided to be weird and see what they would do.
Here's our entire conversation.
Agent: Would you like a modern house or a older wooden house?
Me: Who is this?
Me: Oh wait is this Ronald the Craigslist Cat?
Me: No it isn't
Me: GOODBYE
Agent: Really?
Me: Ya
Me: Bye
Agent: Lolololololololololol
Me: wait I changed my mind I want the pink one (Pink on request if my 3 year old cousin)
Agent: WHAT IS HAPPENING???
Me: The world is happening
Me: Do you like turtles 🐢
Me: I like turtles 🐢
Agent: Would you like a modern house or an older wood house?
Agent: I like turtles yes
Me: The wack one
Me: I want a turtle sanctuary (Said John Laurens)
Agent: Old or modern???
Me: Sorry this is just the wrong number lol I'm just weird haha 🐢🐢🐢 (they didn't see this text lol)
Agent: No 🐢
Agent: Who are you?
Me: I want turtle wallpaper
Me: My name is Turtle Smith
Agent: I will build you a turtle house ok?
Me: On club penguin? (I really don't know what I was doing a this point)
Agent: (Name she thought she was contacting) you can stop messing with me you know I'm (name)
Agent: No club penguin
Me: Wrong number I'm just weird haha
(I blocked and deleted them)
(Thank whatever made this planet I took screenshots)
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