Eggs Are Gay

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Chris: Alright, please eat as much as you can. We'll be going on a field trip because I want to see all of you drown— I mean I want to have fun!

Valt: K

Rantaro: AIGHT BITCH

Free: *on the floor* I knew death was coming one day




Free: Death is inevitable. Your soul will be with the others, fighting to come back into this world because the darkness, the evil you swim in, is so painful. A hunger you cannot satisfy will come along, leading your soul to insanity as you consume other sad lonely souls.

Lemon: ...true—




Sisco: ...

Chris: Whats wrong bitch

Sisco: *flips plate over and food lands on Free's face* ITS G A Y

Chris: *sigh*

Sisco: *ignoring the fact that Free is munching away on his food* THOSE EGGS ARE G A Y. THEY ARE WHITE!

Sasha: Now that's just racist—

Sisco: WHITE = SPERM CELLS.

Free: *munch munch and with sarcastic tone:* mmm s p e r m  c e l l s




Chris: I swear to god Sisco is actually going to die because of this homophobic behavior. Now that I think about it he probably is gay—

Sisco: MILK IS GAY. EGGS ARE GAY. FLOUR IS GAY. CHEESE IS GAY. YOGURT IS GAY. EVERYTHING IS GAY.

Lemon: That means you...

Sisco: ...

Lemon: ...

Lemon: oH FUCK HE HAS A KNIFE—

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