Rantaro: Ur mum gae
Everyone: *le g a s p*
Valt: Ur daddy lesbian
Everyone: *L E G A S P*
Free: Ur granny tranny
Everyone: *LE FUCKIN GASP*
Kitt: He ho ur mums a hoe
Honey: Yesn't
Everyone: MMMMMMMM
Kitt: *360 noscopes in mid air* time to fuckin die
Free: *grenade launcher* hah bitch no—
Phi: NOW HOLD ON mistakes that shouldn't have been born or alive but here you are CHILDREN
Everyone: *le stoop*
Phi: LET ME TELL YOU A STORY!
Kitt: Aight pedophile—
Phi: *uses bitch repellent on Kitt* A N Y W A Y S *ignores Kitt's death*
Everyone: *staring into his soul*
Phi: *clears his throat cuz of all that delicious cum—*
Once upon a time lived a man named Hearts who wore a tutu. He loved dick because bitch he a hoe.
But anyways, he was going to the strip club until a young man who doesn't have a name cuz fuck life decided to touch him and everyone died because
SILLY RABBIT!
dicks are for kids—
T H E E N D
Everyone: *clapping*
Valt: *crying* this story is so powerful
Rantaro: SHUT YO SENSITIVE ASS UP
Rantaro: Nvm. I just cried
Door: *oof dead*
Hearts: *appears in a magical tutu*
I lived b i t c h
Phi: *already getting out the window*
Hearts: I WANT EVERY MAN TO UNZIP THEIR FUCKING PANTS!
Free: *machine gun* SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIICK
World: *d e a d*
I still see your sHaDoWs In My RooM—
