moonlight - kard

one

"welcome to kard! An online texting programme where you can meet people! please enjoy your time here and enter your username below!"

bigmatthew

"hello bigmatthew! any subjects you would wish to talk about?"

Sports ,Dance ,Life and Music

"Please be patient as we find people who share the same interests as you!"

"we have found 3 people! As they have matched your interests we have automatically sent a message saying 'hello'. feel free to carry on with the conversations and remember to have fun!"

"this game probably sucks, it's just robots or whatever."

me : hello

jsephkr : Wssup

me : oh shit I didn't think you would answer. I thought it was a bot.

jsephkr : only like 10 people use this app. How did you find it?

me : my friend downloaded it on my phone and here I am.

jsephkr : I guess we matched on life..

me : yeah I mean I like life so I enjoy talking about it.

jsephkr : or rather about yourself.

me : kinda. what about you?

jsephkr : I umm. I'm suicidal

me : damn.

jsephkr : ahhh it's fine. it's just I'm not allowed near windows. Weapons or anything that could physically harm me.

me : deep. I mean I'm sorry bro. Didn't know life was so hard

jsephkr : it's not. I'm filthy rich and living a good life I just hate earth.

me : oh.

jsephkr : how many matches did you get?

me : 3 wbu

jsephkr : yeah same. It's like they can't get anymore.

me : hmm strange. Well the other two are girls

jsephkr : they are literally mine wth.

me : this is weird. I don't trust this app.

jsephkr : ahh well ima still fuck with it because I enjoy this.

me : bro don't fuck your phone that's..weird.
(a/n : thanks bestie for that line)

jsephkr : weren't going to anyway. who do you think I am lmao

me : some weird kid by the looks of things.

jsephkr : have you made your profile properly?

me : no why?

jsephkr : when you click on someone's username it tells everyone's information so like you should know whether they are older or not.

me : oh okay.

"here is your profile! fill in the blanks so everyone can get to know you. if your are uncomfortable with some of the questions feel free to leave them blank"

age : 26
real name : Matthew/Woojin
date of Birth : 20 October 1992
favourite colour : I don't have one
favourite food : french fries
relationship status : single

"thank you for filling in all of the questions selected. now you can look at other profiles and see if they like the same things as you. if not, oh well!"