"Ooooooh I ship it I ship it I ship it!"
'Why her? What about me? Where did I go wrong?!?'
"OMG you guys are so cute!!"
'Don't cry don't cry don't cry'
"Oh, your busy with her this weekend? No problem, have fun!"
'What happened to us?'
"Your going to the fair with her? Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!"
'But....that was our thing.....'
"Oh? Yeah, we can cancel our plans no problem, have fun at the mall with her!"
'Be cool, be cool. He's allowed to be happy, you can't stop that!'
'But.....does it have to be in front of me?'
-S.R.H
