female {KIRIBAKU} oneshots

bakusquad oneshot # 4

As alway there will be some cussing because it Bakugo, it's not the same if he doesn't cuss. alsoi dont own the picture but  i wanted to do something different ps its like 11:30 pm and i have final exams tommorow

Bakugo: is eating skittles

Kirishima: walks over , taste the rainbow

Seri, Denki and Mina: shout from across the room THATS GAY

Bakugo: wtf

Kirishima: but I am gay.....

Denki: randomly walks up to Bakugo

Bakugo: what do you want reject pickachu?

Denki: sighs then takes a big breath,then shouts IM NOT A POWER RANGER ......IM A CATZ FEAR ME BLASTY

Bakugo:why, just fucking why?

Denki: runs away laughing and screaming like a kid

Bakugo: what's your favorite subject?

Kirishima: Physmics, of course

Denki and sero and Mina: trying hard not to laugh out load for the fear of a blasty pomaranian

Bakugo: umm don't you mean physics

Kirishima: that's what I said, physmics duh

Denki's effort were soon lost as he stood and screamed KIRISHIMAS A PHYSMIC FOREVER.

Denki almost died that day

Mina: Kirishima name a continent

Kirishima: Turkey

Mina: one, that's a food and two,not a content, next question who lives in Canada?

Kirishima: stands and yells POLAR BEARS AND TODOROKI DUH

Todoroki: he not wrong tho

Bakugo: ICYHOT BACK AWAY BITCH

Bakugo then proceeds to go and chase todorki around as the jealous boyfriend he is

Denki and Mina: I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT, A YO IM JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY, IM YOUNG SCRAPPY AND HUNGRY AND I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

Sero: what are you guys singing?

Mina: Hamilton duh

Sero: what's that never heard it before

Denki: OML YOU ARE DEAD TO ME SERO DEAD

3 weeks later

Sero:THOMAS JEFFERSON COMING HOME LORD HES BEEN OFF IN PARIS FOR SO LONG

Mina to Denki: another lost soul is saved again

Bakugo: why do you have to go and screw up semi-normal people, why?

Mina: ITS A SKILL ALRIGHT

kirishima: *sips dr.pepper* shes not wrong you know.

HEY that's it till my friends and I do More dumb shit or i have more will

also right now i am listening to my cat snore and its adorable