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SUGA D' GREAT ENGLISH TRANSLATOR

Jk:hyung nasan si rm hyung?
Suga:nasa earth!malamang nasa bighit nagpapractice sumayaw!
Jk:galit much?kaya nga nagtatanong.
Suga:ok!
Jk:sayang magpapatranslate pa sana ako ipapatranslate ko tong punyetang english letter galing kay Jiwoo(boy)na to!*aalis na sana pero pinabalik ni suga*
Suga:hep hep hep!susmiyo balik!Di mo ba alam ako ang pinakamagaling na english translator dito sa.......
Jk:sa?
Suga:sa......bangtan. bangtan lang!lika tulungan kita!
Jk:cge hyung!eto sabi nya itranslate mo ha?
Suga:oo akong bahala!
Jk:dear Jungkookie,I miss you so much!
Suga:jungkookie usa(salamat sa tumulong nakalimutan ko eihh),
Miss na kita posporo!
Jk:usa?posporo?eih??I hope I'll have a chance to meet you again!
Suga:i Jhope magkaroon ako ng chansa para....makita kita muli!
Jk:jhope? I would like to meet your other members too!
Suga:gusto ko rin makain ibang tao mo!
Jk:even though i cant understand your writings i still love it! Im not gay orayt?
Suga:kahit na di ko malaman tama mo mahal ko parin ang oven!
Jk:oven?steel? I saw the pic you sended me and i think im gonna be a lesbian!HAHA
Suga:nilagari ko yung picture na sinend mo!
Jk:i lost it but found it again!
Suga: nawala ko pero nilagari ko ulit!
Jk:ang wierd?so i hope you get my letter so thank you for reading bye!from jiwoo
Suga:i jhope nakuha mo mensahe ko maraming salamat sa paglalagay ng breading!paalam!
Jk:ang wierd?nilagari pic ko?tas nawala tas nilagari ulit!
Suga:oo nga!
Jk:hyung!!!
Suga:y-yes??
Jk:itranslate mo nga sasabihin ko jan! Taz isulat mo!
Suga:ge!
Jk:tangina mo jiwoo ka di ko magets sabi mo! Ngayon di ko na babasahin letters mo at di na din ako magsusulat!!goodbye!

The letter says:
Fuck u jiwoo,i dont get you said!forevor i no read,i no write!!!goodbye!
Jk:wawziee!thank you so much hyung!isa ka talagang henyo!!
Suga:swaeg!