Darling, you'll be okay....

Chapter 8- The Interview

This is going to be Fun...

Bryan looked into The Camara and started.

"What's up, Guise? Bryan here, and I'm here with Free Me From Monday!"

We all started yelling "Boo". It's a Thing the Band Does. Whenever Someone says our Name we "Boo". Don't ask, Why.

Bryan laughs and Ask Us to Introduce ourselves. He starts to His right with Nathan.

"Hey, Guise. I'm Nathan Green, the Sexiest of the Bunch, and I can give Your Ears an orgasm with my Bass Playing," Nathan says with a Smirk.

I laugh and Shove Nathan," Oh,shut up, you Asswhore. Hey, I'm Alex and Im the lead singer and I like food. Especially, Tacos."

Once Jordan and Autumn introduce themselves, we All look to Ren.

"What?" He questions.

"Introduce Your ugly Face, Ren,"I say.

He sticks his Tounge out to Mi and we both Laugh.

"Ha. Umm... Okay. Well, Im Ren and Im their side Chick I guess..... Im dating this Bitch over here, too," He says nodding towards Autumn.

"Shut up, you Ass wipe."

"Aw. But, baby, I love you."

Autumn pouts," Ugh. Okay. I love you, too."

They start Kissing and Nathan, Jordan and I push them apart and start Yelling things like, "Aids! STD's! PDA! Ebola!" and what not. I end up Yelling, "MAKE ROOM FOR JESUS! CHRIST IS ALWAYS WATCHING!" and they finally Stop Fighting against Us.

"What the Hell?" They both say in Unison.

"Hey," I say Shrugging, "Gotta Say what You gotta say to Prevent Teenage pregnancies now-a-days." I whisper the Next Part, " But it's true.. Christ is ALWAYS watching,"I say in the Creepiest voice I can manage.

As their Eyes Widen I look towards Bryan. He has been sitting Awkwardly on the Bench the entire time.

"Aww. Poor Bryan. Do you want to Interview us Now?"

He laughs, "Well, that Was the Point of us coming Here."

As he says That,everyone else Finishes their horseplay and Takes Their spots next to Bryan again.

"Okay guise, since you Already used up Like 25 minutes, Im only going to Ask you 2 questions. Um, First question: Who is Your Celebirty Crush? Everyone has To answer."

" Ariana Grande! Oh mi God. Sorry Alex, but She is Hot," Nathan says.

"She's a Human Being not a Thermometer," I say shoving Him.

Jordan yells out Alex Gaskarth from All Time Low and starts Fangirling over him. As Jordan fangirls Autumn says her celeberty Crush is Austin Carlile (A/N GOD DAMN. AUSTINS FUCKING SEXY) and Ren said his was Danny from Crown The Empire. He has this Gay Crush on him that Only Jordan understands.

"Alex. What about You?" Everybody looks at mi, Waiting for An Answer.

"Do You even need To Ask?! Ofcourse It's going to Be the Most Sexy Sexican Alive! Victor Fucking Fuentes, from the Most Beautiful Band, Pierce The Veil, Obviously!" I said the next Part with mi Mexican Accent.

"Estupids."

They all start Laughing until They all started Crying.

"Oh mi God," Bryan says as He wipes Away the Tears, " Um.. Ha... Uh next question: What's your PornStar name?"

"Oh god, No." Nathan says.

"HOLY FUCKS. I GOT THIS," I yell to Bryan," PICK MI. PICK MI. PICK MI YOU FUCKING GRINGO! MI. MI. MI. MI. MI!!!! PICK THE MEXICAN FIRST FOR IF IT WEREN'T FOR MEXICANS THERE WOULD BE NO TACOS!"

"Woah! Okay, okay. Alex, you go."

"Noo....." Nathan groans.

"Mi Sexy Pornstar name would be Skittles."

"Why?" Ren asks.

"Noo......." Nathan groans again. I pretend Not to Hear him.

"That, mi Stupid, Ugly Salvaderanian Friend is a Wonderful question. Coming from you, Since you have a Brain the size of Mi Dick. Meaning Non-existent. Mi Pornstar Name is Skittles 'cause I taste that Rainbow EVERY NIGHT!"

As everyone makes Gagging sounds, Nathan yells out, " I told You Guys! But does anyone Listen to Mi? No."

"Ugh.. Well let's Leave it at That. This was Free Me From Monday and their New Album, Tacos Are Life, which has Nothing to do with Tacos, just came out. Go check it Out guise. They are starting Tour next Week! See you Guise! Bi!"

We all yell "Bi" and we finish. We say bi to Bryan and we Each go to Our own Houses to pack for the Tour. It was about 5 pm so mi Mum should be at the Bar at This time. As Nathan drived mi home all I could Think of Was how it was going To Be a Long Week.....

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And hopefully Ill start righting longer and better Chapters! Yup. Sorry guise I havnt updated in a While. You guise can remind mi in the Comments to update. To remind Mi that People actually read This! Come on guise! Im almost to 200 reads! Help mi get there and Way more! If you Have your own Story a Shoutout would mean a Boat Load of Tacos to Mi! Hint: More Reads= Update more Often. Deal? Good. Okay guise I got to Goes! Biii! Dont do Drugs! Wear Condoms! Bi!

~Batman