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BTS ft.crack

jungkook has created a groupchat!

jungkook has added hoseok to the chat!

jungkook has added namjoon to the chat!

jungkook has added jimin to the chat!

jungkook has added yoongi to the chat!

jungkook has added jinn to the chat!

jungkook has added taehyung to the chat!

jungkook has named the groupchat crackk T_T!

jungkook- hiiiiii

namjoon- hi ?

hoseok- where's the crack?

yoongi- ^i fuckin knew it !

jinn- watch your fucking mouth yoongi. theres no swearing in my christian household!!

taehyung- yes daddy go off.

jimin- ^_^ you disgust me. i thought i was your daddy ??

yoongi- bitch wtf-?!

jungkook- my pure eyes!!!!

namjoon- protecc our baby!!!!!!!!

jinn-jungkook look away! look awaaaaaaay

hoseok- you guys are so fucking dramatic i swear. now wheres the damn crack?

jimin- bro wtf? we don't do crack?

hoseok- the crack of that ass i do ;)

jinn- and i oop-

namjoon- oh man holy shit!

yoongi- brUh-

jungkook- and so here i was, hotsauce on my tiddies..

taehyung- JEON JUNGKOOK!

jimin- is this really my life rn????

namjoon- is this really MY life rn?? how did i get stuck with a bunch of idiots.

yoongi- not everyone is smart like you namjoon ●_●

jinn- says you. your iq is probably higher than his, you just sleep too much for it to really show.

taehyung- uh guys?

hoseok- so nobody hears that ?

jungkook- hears what?

yoongi- jimin turn tht down!!

namjoon- wtf??! how r you watching bleep when bleep is blocked in korea????????

jimin- its someone im bleeping that i recorded, duh.

yoongi- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THAT SECRET!

taehyung- ooooh spill the tea sus🍵

jinn- NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD

hoseok- ohhh y'all nasty nasty

jimin- you think im nasty, you should see the things yoongi asks me to do to him. oh my goshhhhh

jungkook- what are you guys talking about?

namjoon- ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MA BOII

jungkook- does this have anything to do with me and jin hyung?

jinn- h-hUh?

yoongi- and i OOP-

hoseok- and that's a wrap!