bitch i gotta piss but my cat is being super affectionate today and idk when he's gonna be all "oh shit i forgot u a bitch" and start hating me again so i don't even wanna kick him off my lap
yo what if i just pee on him would he really mind ?? like he pisses in the litter box n then lays on me with his piss stained fur so would he even fuccin care i think it's only fair at this point
