𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐦𝐩. [𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬]

𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐁𝐔𝐌𝐏.

( 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞. )

❛ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧. ❜

THE COOL BATHROOM FLOOR seemed to be more comfortable at the moment as her tears dried up on her face. Solana stared at the pregnancy test that was right next to her. This couldn't be happening. She wasn't even married yet. She hasn't even accomplished everything within her career yet. She wasn't even supposed to be able to have kids.

"Screw you, Chris Evans."

( 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭. )

❛ 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲. ❜

TINA KUNAKEY as SOLANA BENNETT

CHRIS EVANS as HIMSELF

( 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭. )

MCU CAST as THEMSELVES

DUCKIE THOT as AJA BLOOM

ISSA RAE as KAYLA BROWN

EZRA MILLER as CARSON HENDERSON

( 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭. )

❛ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲..𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐩. ❜

1. ALL NIGHT by beyonce \ 2. needy by ariana grande \ 3. i am by jorja smith \ 4. without me by halsey \ 5. pills n potion by nicki minaj  \ 6. invite me by brent faiyaz \ 7. polaroid by imagine dragons \ 8. back at your door by maroon 5 \ 9. lost by kris allen \ 10. small bump by ed sheeran

( 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. )

❛ 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲. ❜

— THIS STORY will contain profanity, sexual scenes, mental illnesses, mental abuse (mentioned), racism (implied), and other contents. as an author, i promise to put a warning before the chapter of a story.

( 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞. )

❛ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬. ❜

i'm such trash for chris evans & nobody can convince me other wise that this fine white man will marry a black woman in the future lmfao. so here's a fic.