Aries : "The Tongue is the Strongest muscle in the body from what I've heard, wanna fight?"
Taurus : "Hey my name's Microsoft, Can I crash at your place Tonight?"
Gemini: "What's a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
Cancer : "Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
Leo : "Can you kiss me? I promise I'll do it back."
Virgo : "Okay I'm here, what are your other two wishes?"
Libra : "the word of the day is 'Legs', let's go back to my house and spread the word apart."
Scorpio : "Call me Nemo, I'm not afraid to touch the butt."
Sagittarius : " Are you butt-dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me."
Capricorn : "Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them."
Aquarius : "I would treat you like homework on the weekends, Slam you on that fucking table and do you all night."
Pisces : doesn't flirt, they make out with them quickly.
