It was a verry bueatiful day, suns were shining, Bird was singing. A handome midleaged man named Blaine was sitting in his golden coated boat. He was quitly huming when he heard a voice from the clouds. "Blaine you asshole!" He jerked up and saw a big beam oflight that was cutting his boat in two. He screemed like a baby. Then a man, pretty much Blaine's age, zoomed in with his jet ski and pulled out a roll of black tape. "With the power of flex tape! I save you!" And he patched d the boat right up. It was no longer two halves but isntead one big boat once again. The man was now on Blaine's boat. "Oh! However can I thank you!" Moaned blaine. "It was nothing, but treating you to a good cup of joe(screech) would do wonders for my heart" replied the man. "And might I introduce myself, the names Phil swift. And may I have your name?" Blaine stared at him for a few seconds. "No, it's mine. You can't have it". "Well can I Atleast know it?" "Uh.." he blushed "y..yeah.. it's Blaine.."
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FanfictionFull name "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" a classic love story with fifty five Oscar awards between a dashing philswift and a bonita blaine. (A shitpost fan fiction for the deathspeaker on webtoon)
