Our story

Just Fucking great

Here I was sitting in a cafe with my sister and her boyfriend of almost six months Christian. Not daring enough to start a conversation I sat there nursing my orange juice as the two of them just stared at me thinking of ways not to traumatize me further. Why am I so traumatized you asked? Well, how would you feel if after spending the whole night in the studio you decide to catch up on your favorite show? In the middle of binge-watching star vs the Forces of Evil, you're interrupted by Jooyoung's "Wet" and banging coming from across the hall in your older sisters room. You decide to be the amazing little sister you are and check it out. Of course not to tell her to shut the fuck up and turn the music down if that's what you're thinking. As I got closer to my sister's door I could swear I heard...moaning? Was she insane our mom was right downstairs? She was busy in the kitchen making lunch for us and watching my stepdad Choi Siwon as cut the grass while shirtless, through the kitchen window. Ewe. It's still a surprise I don't have more siblings than I do. Especially the way my parents drool over each other.

I shook my head and decided against walking in on my sisters porno. I walked away praying I could erase my sisters moans from my head. I decided to put my headphones on and blast KARDS's new album, but not loud enough so if my mom caught her I could catch her getting the ass whooping of her life. All was good. That was until I heard her scream "Oh Christian.Shit daddy. Yes"! My head spun around like a scene from the exorcist. There was no way right? no way in hell, not my Christian. She knew how I felt about him. She would never. I ignored it knowing my sister would never betray me and take my crush of thirteen years. That was until I heard "Shit Christian! Yes, daddy yes".

Okay, Fuck it.

I slowly crept to my sister's door and slowly turned the knob. Only to be met with Christian's bare naked ass going up and down as he banged into my sister. What. the. Fuck. It was like a record  scratched. Our eyes met and after squinting to make sure he wasn't going insane. Christian's eyes bugged out of his head as he fell off of my sister taking a lamp and a picture of the three of us with him. My sister jumped up and screamed, "Oh my god babe". His eyes shifted back and forth between us. Finally, he looked at my sister and nodded in my direction. She looked at him lost until I spoke "WOW...".

Her eyes darted towards me and glared into me with panic and regret. She opened her mouth to speak, yet only a faint whisper "hey little sis" She all of a sudden realized she was still naked and covered her self up. She gave off a guilty smile "I can explain".

That my dear friends, is how we ended up here. Sitting in a cafe with my sister and my crush of thirteen years. How much more interesting can my day get? "Were dating"

"Shit"!