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Pranks

Zach's POV

O my God it's a fucking Monday afternoon! I have been pranking that Idiot Teacher Haru for a week now and his temper still hasn't rose. Why even?!! I think this is the 4th period of the day, there's probably two more left. Who gives a shit, I really need a drag. "I swear Mr Haru must enjoy being bullied or something since your still in school..." "and a virgin" Xaevia and Joseph practically screamed causing the whole class to burst into fits. I could feel my anger boil, I wasn't embarrassed, I was pissed. Mr Haru had left to wipe his hands and shoes and I think change (?) The thought of him being disgusted by me just makes me cry in laughter. I had boobie trapped his desk, whiteboard and work area with condoms filled with milk . It was really stupid how he didn't notice to be honest!!! People kept having their small side conversations about my issue and my buddies were talking about the hottest girls in our class at the moment. My mind was clouded with things of the past and believe it or not, I was actually deeply thinking. "Zacheria Vicktorian! Pay some fucking attention to us!! you're going a bit too far with your undying attention to Mr Haru. You're acting all girly" King yelled slapping my face. I froze trying to process what the hell was actually going on with King and what he was saying, I suddenly felt a rush of blood to my cheeks. Shit! I hope they don't notice!! I turned my face around quickly as The Dick (Mr Haru) walks into class. "WOAH!! ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLUSHING ZACH?!!!" this girl on the next table yelled, and almost as if planned, everyone looked back at me and gawked. "ITS JUST A FEVER.. probably" I said awkwardly sliding lower than my already low position and faced Mr Haru. I don't know why but I feel... fluttery??... like a mass hormonal ray just shot me. Mr Haru stared at me, his stare pierces peoples souls like a fucking dagger making you feel guilt for doing, what, absolutely nothing. I turned away to face my friends and they seemed as shocked as the others in class. When I tuned my face back, I swear I saw a smirk appear on Mr Haru's face as he continued his lesson. What is that perves issue!!! Mr Haru handed out worksheets to do row by row. Seeing that my gang and I sit in the back rows (Joseph and Xaevia sharing a 2 seater desk, King on his own 2 seater desk behind the "twins" and me to the left of him) we got our handed last. When Mr Haru arrived at my desk, he bent over to my ear, his voice sounding husky as ever and strangely very attractive said "Make sure you do it right this time, okay Zach? Try your hardest" and nibbled on my ear. I sat there absolutely flushed as he handed out the rest of the papers. How the hell did NO ONE see that pervet molesting me?!!!! What a disgusting being. Us delinquents NEVER do hand outs but for some strange reason I felt oddly compelled to. What the hell has that Gay Dick done to me!!!! My friends were all talking and texting while I just had my head down. I had actually finished earlier than I thought and decided to take a nap for the last hour of class.

Mr Haru's POV

How cute Zach is sometimes. Was he really blushing because of me, honestly, he must be pranking me on purpose. I might as well have a little fun with him to repay him for his shit quality prank he just pulled. I honestly wish he'd put some of his Fight spirit into his class work, I should mess with his head a bit. He darted his eyes when I was staring at him and his face got redder, is he seriously a homophobe? He probably has a crush on me and is in denial, how cute. I couldn't help but smirk at how squirmy he was, if it wasn't for my promise to myself, I'd probably jump him right on the spot. I had handed out papers for the class to do and about forty five minutes later the bell rang. "Before you leave I just want to say that if you didn't finish the worksheet, you would need to do it for homework. If you did then please just leave it there and you can all go when you're packed up." I said. I sat down on my desk as the students piled out to go to their last period, BOY, was I glad that was the last class I had to teach. As a 27 year old student teaching a bunch of 15-17 year olds is not a walk in the park and I had just gotten a new job as a bartender in a pub close to my house. It was a really good pay and I got tips from drunken ladies and even men ( not that I'm complaining) . The delinquents finally got up to leave but Zach stayed sited with his head to the table. "Tell our dearest Zach to meet us at the usual place or just remind him to text us when he decides to stop fangirling over you. were skipping school today anyway" Joseph said waving his hand dramatically in the air as he took his leave. I heard King laugh as they joked about something outside the door. I walked to the desks to collect the worksheets that were completed and to my dismay there were only about 4 or 5 in a class of 26. I decided to leave Zach to sleep while I marked the papers, he must have really had a fever or something. His clique are actually really smart if they applied themselves, maybe I should find a way to trick them into studying!! He would get influenced differently if he stayed away from them but they can't be torn apart.

I finished marking the physics worksheets and damn it must have been hard because the 4 or 5 students failed half of the questions. The math group from last week Wednesday were able to do better. I see Zach on Mondays 4th period, Thursdays 2nd half period and Fridays 5th period and I teach his Tutor group of 2-D. He always seems to give me attention outside of class and others have noticed it too. I started laughing to myself as I was packing up my things at ALL the many pranks he's been pulling on me, all the many ATTEMPTS of pranks. They weren't very smart or well planned but he have his best shot and that's what counts. Zach must have heard me and woken up because he started packing his things to leave. "I need to see your worksheet if you finished it" I said, still not in the Straight-face mood yet. He handed me his paper and jut stood there next to my desk with his face buried in his jumper, his gorgeous brown hair had been ruffled a bit and sleeping crust in his eyes. I grinned at him and marked his worksheet on my desk. He surprisingly got most of the questions right which surprised me a hell lot. I got up from my desk and stood in front of him, I took his chin in my hand and forcefully brought his face to look at mine. I swear he just whimpered, how erotic of him. "Could you stop your cute attempts to get my attention and talk to me? You're friends want you to go to where you brats chill out or something" I smiled putting out foreheads together, he moved back "I'm not-" he tried to say "whatever floats your boat Hun, I've got somewhere to be so LEAVE!" I say slightly more stern as he looks disappointed and remains there as I bring my briefcase to leave. SHIT, WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!! I walk up to him and lift his chin up once again "Did you forget what you said earlier. I'm a gay pervert and you never know what I'd do to you if you remain so defenseless. Raise your head high, smile and wipe your eyes. Okay?" Our face pressed together with small space left where our lips haven't met.

That seemed to have done something to him because his blush deepened soo much that you'd think it's not even humanly possible. He jerked back and slapped me right across the face and hissed at me. His reactions are just the cutest things. "thanks for shit, you perv" he whispered so quietly that I would have missed it, but no, I heard My fierce kitty say thank you and I couldn't be in a happier mood to start my part-time job.

Zach's POV

I meant to say thanks for letting me sleep but I just couldn't have that ass of a teacher think I'm soft! I reached into my pocket to look for my phone and it wasn't there. I hurried out of the school building to the new pub that my gang and I had found recently. I walked for about 43 minutes and was finally there. I saw a familiar car that I had seen in school drive right into the Worker Personnel parking lot for the pub.

"I wonder who that is" I said as I walked in to look for my friends.