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*Rosé, goes to a park, sitting at a bench with a stranger*

Stranger: hi

Rose: hello

Stranger: are you a blinker?

Rose: excuse me?

Stranger: blinker! The fandom name of blackpink!

Rosé: wtf?!

Stranger: tsk, you're too innocent to not know them! They're very famous! What song do you like?

Rose: ummm, don't know what to do

Stranger: really?! Me too! But I love Red Flavor more! Jenny's voice is so dramatic there! I cried tears of blood there!

Rosé: I'm a member of Blackpink you know. I'm Park Chaeyoung.

Stranger: what?! You?! HAHAHAHHA. You're Park Chaeyoung from twice idiot! I love Pokpak's voice because it's so thin!

Rosé: the heck?! I'm Rosé.

Stranger: Rosé? Excuse me i don't know you. I only know Rose (🌹)

Rosé: want me to bring back your senses? I could kill you in many ways than one

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