henry x saucy (crackfic) - chapter one

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hey i'm writing this at like 2 am and i'm bored
saucy's asleep rn cuz she's weak
sleep is for the weak
what's sleep again
idk her

so i decided to write a fanfic texting thingy
until i find something else to do that is lol
but hmm what shall this be about

also in case anyone hasn't noticed i have a biggggg crush on alexis (quackity) sooo please subscribe to him if you haven't. thanks :)

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saucy

henryyyy

henry plsss

i love youuu

hubby💜

no saucy i only date furries

saucy

pls henry i loaf youu i can be a furry for you *snuggles you* owo

hubby💜

no saucy i'm in love with brandon

saucy

no not brandom

s00pid brandom

hubby💜

don't make fun of my love

i love him

saucy

heNRY I LOVE YOU SM UWU

hubby💜

no

saucy

u have space for a third person plssss 😭

hubby💜

ani's my third person

saucy

noooooooooooooooooooooo

😭😭😭

im SO SADDDD

HENRY LOVE MEEEEE

hubby💜

no bye blocked bye

saucy

NOOOOOOO

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


henry's pov

henry

whoa fangirls are crazy

my wifey (brandon)

ikr

henry

so when are we meeting up

my wifey

um i'm sorry henry but i don't love you anymore

henry

wha

who do you love then :(

my wifey

aksel

henry

arghhhh no not aksel

he's married to alex >:(

my wifey

whoops

ohkay i love diesel now

henry

NOT DIESEL KDDKSKDEIUFHSCDS

AMCIOESPOLAMSIUDSNOKCD

LOVE ME BACK BRANDON

my wifey

no can do buster

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whoa that was dramatic

i'll probably do part two later on today

or maybe next week

or maybe next year

or maybe in the next decade

or maybe never

eh

- 🌶

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