There's a giant near my school but it had turned into a blockbuster. I went inside to look for some movies, and I was like "oh cool, the lion king! I'm gonna get that!"
Turns out it wasn't the lion king, that was just the cover. It turns out that blockbuster was basically a store version of pornhub. The lion king dvd was really like "season 10" of some kind of porn series??? I purchased it for whatever reason bc I wanted to actually see if it was bad and my dad picked me up from the store. We had a CD player in our car, but I guess it had a feature where you can play dvds and only get the audio. My dad took the dvd from me and put it in the player and I was like "oh shat" but I couldn't stop it from playing.
I turned over the cd case and on the back it said that the episodes had ratings, and the ratings were just the letter A but in different colors, and there were three episodes with a lavender A, meaning those were like movie rated G. Luckily, the first episode, which was called ALP or ALG (can't remember) was that rating. I took the dvd out and I was walking down the road by my school and two of my senior friends asked me for it bc they had to do a video presentation so I was like "uhh ok" and I gave it to them. A while later they gave it back really mad and they were like "wth the principal is mad at us now bc it was inappropriate" like what did u expect from a porn dvd???
Btw this was a dream if u didn't realize already lmao
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De TodoPart spam, partly things that tug at my conscience that I can't talk to any of my real life friends about. There may be some one shots in here too.
