Welcome to the house
To the Haus of Holbein
The queens turned around from the snack bar in surprise "What the-" Boleyn started
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
"This is a very weird change of tone-" Said Aragon, Who was still wiping her tears from the last long
Painting all of the beautiful girls
From Spain, to France
And Germany
The king chooses one
But which one will it be?
Cleves was enjoying this
You bring the corsets
We'll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
So what the make up contains lead poison?
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
"Hah-" Boleyn laughed,
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
"So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'" Cleves sung along
'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
The queens where now laughing along, their sadness now forgotten, like their snacks.
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Ja, it's wunderbar
For blonder hair, then you just add a
Magical ingredient from your bladder
"Ew..." Said Boleyn, Who now put down her drink
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
"A small price to pay~" Said Cleves, smiling
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
We'll turn this vier into a nine
So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Now basically everyone except Parr were singing along
'Cause now you're in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Boleyn laughed at the Airhorns
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
"Well, That definitely wasn't anyone's song, but! What did you think?" Asked Cleves
"That was awesome!" Said Boleyn
"Abit sirprising right after Heart of Stone, But I enjoyed it." Said Parr
K.H was too busy laughing
Seymour nodded "I agree with Parr."
Aragon smiled "I, for once, agree with Boleyn!" She said
Everyone gasped
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Heheehehehe done- I was gonna do a intermission but SoMeBoDy asked me not to- lol anyway enjoy
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