Dont Lose Ur Head

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Grew up in the French court,
Oui, oui bonjour.
Boleyn turned around "Hm?"
Life was a chore so, She set sail.
1522, came straight to the UK,
All the British dudes lame. Epic fail.
"True- HEY!" Parr had just hit Boleyn softly "Shh."
OooOoo, I wanna dance and sing.
Politics, not my thing.
OooOoo, but then I met the king,
And soon my daddy said "You should try to get ahead"
Boleyn sighed "He just wanted the money."
He wanted me, hah, obviously,
Messaging me like everyday.
Couldn't be better then he sent me a letter,
And who am I kidding I was Prêt-à-manger.
Aragon was surprisingly quiet
OooOoo, sent a reply.
OooOoo, Just sayin' hi.
OooHoo, you're a nice guy,
I'll think about it maybe xo baby.
Uh oh...
Uh oh-" Boleyn Said at the same time
Here we go..
You sent him kisses?
I didn't know I would move in with his Misses.
What?!
"Yeah. Passed her off as a mistress." Said Aragon, sighing lightly
Get a life!
You're living with his wife?
Like, what was I meant to do?
"I know, what was I actually meant to do?" Boleyn Said. K.H nodded "She probably didn't mean it..." She said, trying to save her cousin from Aragon
Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
"Hah!" Barked Aragon
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
don't lose your head, I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
"Funny thing you did lose-" Aragon started, but she was promptly hit by Seymour.
Three in the bed,
And the little one said,
"If you wanna be wed, make up your mind!"
It's her or me, chum,
don't wanna be some girl in a threesome,
Are you blind?
"Jeez...." Said Parr
OooOoo, don't be bitter.
OooOoo, 'Cause I'm fitter.
OooHoo, Why hasn't it hit her?
He doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you.
"WOAHHH-" Said Aragon, her eyes widening at the Screen
Uh oh.
Here we go!
Your comment went viral.
I didn't really mean it but rumours spiral.
Wow, Anne, way to make the country hate you.
Mate, what was I meant to do?

Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head, I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
I'm sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Don't lose your head.
"Repeating...Again..." Said Parr, But She was enjoying it.

Tried to elope, but the pope said nope,
Our only hope was Henry.
He got a promotion, caused a commotion, set in motion, the C of E.
The rules, were so outdated.
Us two wanted to get x rated.
Soon, excommunicated.
Everybody chill its totes god's will.
"Here we go~" Boleyn Said
Henry's out every night on the town
Just sleepin' around,
Like what the hell?
If that's how it's gonna be,
Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make him jel.
Henry finds out and he goes mental,
"I mean...that means it worked!" Said K.H, looking at Boleyn sadly
He screams and shouts like so judgemental.
"You damned witch"
Mate, just shut up.
I wouldn't be such a bi--- if you could get it up.

Uh oh,
"Uh Oh." The queens said in unison
Here we go.
Is that what you said?
And now he's going 'round like,
"Off with her head!"
No!
Yea, I'm pretty sure he means it.
"Obviously!" Said Aragon
Seems it.
What was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
Like, what was I meant to do?
What was she meant to do?
No, but, what was I meant to do?!

Sorry, not sorry bout', what I said,
I'm just tryna' have some fun.
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head, I didn't mean to hurt anyone...
L-O-L, say "Oh well", or go to hell.
~Just go to hell~
Sorry not sorry bout' what I said.
Sorry not sorry bout' what she said.
Sorry NOT sorry bout' what I said,
Don't lose your head.
"Don't lose your head!" Boleyn sung along.

"Well then, thoughts?" Asked Boleyn, looking at the rest of them
"I thought it was awesome!" Said K.H, smiling
"Mediocre at best..." Said Aragon, huffing.
Parr nodded "I thought it was good, but not amazing." She said
Seymour smiled "it WAS awesome!" She said
Cleves looked impressed "It was cool."

A awkward silence ensued
"Maybe he just liked my head, eh?" Boleyn Said, breaking the silence
"W-What? Boleyn!" Said Parr, gasping
"What? It doesn't mean anything-" started K.H
"maybe we should start my song...." Said Seymour, everyone nodded
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Boom! And done. Now I've started this series I'm in the ZOnE-
Anyway bye-

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