House of Mayhem {Septic Egos}

"You are the embodiment of insanity"

If they didn't stop in the next five minutes, Jack was going to lose his sanity. He was currently eating(stress eating) his fifth bag of Popables. The moment that he ran out was when he would snap. But that moment came early when his ear was almost taken off by a knife that wanted to fly. "That's it! I'm done!" The two screaming egos suddenly stopped. Hands around each other's throats but eyes staring at a fuming Jack. "I can't do this anymore. I need you guys out! Out of this house!" He screamed. "You're kicking us out?" The doctor asked. "Yes! Before I end up killing myself!" One of The egos that was fighting smirked. "Would that be so bad?" His voice glitched as he giggled afterward. 

"Um, if he does we all die." The other ego who'd been fighting commented. He scrunched his nose to slip his mask up a bit more on his eyes. "But Jack, where will we go?" The magician asked. "Well, I kinda knew this moment would come so I rented an apartment building for you guys." Jack rubbed his eyes as he sat back down at his kitchen table. "You guys will be on the top floor. The whole floor is to yourselves and there is no staff up there to catch you doing something that'll get you kicked out. 

"You all have separated rooms. You know how apartments work." Jack sighed. "It'll he so quiet in the house. Will Jack be lonely?" Jack looked to the only who he could stand. He walked over and brushed a strand of hair out of the zombies face. "I'll be fine Robbie. If I ever get lonely I can just call Mark." The zombie rubbed his chin before smiling. "Okay!"

"Why are you only nice to him?" The glitching ego scoffed. "Because he hasn't tried to kill me six thousand times." The ego smirked. "I've only tried five thousand-" Jack cut him off with a groan. "Shut up Anti." He sighed rubbing his eyes once again. "I would say pack your bags but ou have nothing to pack." Another ego with a baseball cap on out his hand up. "So we just, go?" Jack looked to the man with a sad face. He hated to kick them all out, but if he moved Jackieboy and Anti he had to move the rest. He didn't really have a probably with Marvin or Schneep. And he genuinely liked Chase, JJ, and Robbie.

"I'll come visit. If I'm not in a mental hospital before that." Chase slightly smiled before giving Jack a tight hug. A few years started to well in Jacks eyes and he started to have second thoughts about his decision. "I'll visit soon Chase, I promise. As long as you stay strong for me." Chase nodded before making his way out of the house. Jack was nearly tackled by Robbie who started to sob. "Robbie miss Jack!" Jack smiled and gave the zombie a right hug before he pointed for him to go join Chase. "Goodbye Jack." Marvin gave Jack a quick hug before slipping out of the house.

JJ walked up to Jack and gave him a light hug. "Bye Jamey." He nite silently laughed at the nickname before waving to Jack. "Please don't leave me for too long with them." Schneep pleased. "I won't." Jack laughed before shaking the doctors hand. "Jack:" The Irishman turned to his superhero ego. "Is this my fault? If so don't kick them all out." Jack have him a sympathetic smile. "Jackie. It's not your fault, I just need a breather. Tell you what, you guys live on your own for a good four years, then I'll let you back in the house." Jackieboy smiled. "If we're not dead yet." Jack laughed before giving the hero a hug.

"Cya b*tch." Anti walked out flipped Jack off. "Why did I kinda want a hug?" He muttered to himself. Jack laughed as he realized, he never told the egos where to go. And about ten minutes later they showed back up at his door. "Hey where exactly is the apartment?" Marvin asked scratching his neck. Jack rolled his eyes playfully before leading the egos to a large apartment. "You have clothes and the basic needs for this week. You'll have to go shopping once that runs out though so I left you each a good ten grand. It SHOULD last you a while. If you absolutely need it, I'll lend you more money." The egos nodded before they said bye to Jack one last time.

"So, were on our own now." Chase muttered. Anti shrugged before walking in, the other soon following. "How do we know which room is ours?" Jackie asked when they reached the top floor. "Oh." He muttered when he saw each door was labeled. "Who the frick is knives Magee?" Anti asked pointing to the sign with his "beloved" knife. The egos sniffled back a laugh when a look of realization crossed Antis face. "That b*tch." He spat before going in the room and slamming the door. "Welp, we won't hear from him for four years." Jackie commented.

"We're here for four years?" Schneep shouted. "Yeah, Jack said if we could survive what I'm guessing is an average life on our own then we could go back." Anti laughed from inside his room. "Like we want to go back. We've got so much freedom!" 

"Yeah but now we have to remember that we're in someone else's building. We have to buy our own stuff, and we can get in trouble with the law and Jack can't bail us out." Marvin added. A long groan was heard from the egos. "It's late, we should head to bed. See what this new life has to offer us tomorrow." Schneep said. "Agreed. I'm tired." Chase nodded. All of the egos went to their separate rooms and collapsed on their beds except for Robbie. He walked up the Schneep door and smiled. "Goodnight Dr. Sheep." A small 'night' was heard from the door and Robbie skipped along to Jackieboys room. "Night night Jackie!" 

"Night Robbie." Jackie poked his head out of the door and smiled before he went back inside. "Good night Mr Marvin." A soft snore was heard making the Zomvie giggle. "Goodnight Chase." Chase opened his door and gave Robbie a big hug before he ruffled his hair. "Goodnight buddy." 

Robbie walked over to JJs door and crossed his arms in thought. He decided just to knock on the door to which Jameson answered. "Goodnight!" JJ smiled and waved before he went back in his room. Robbie happily walked over to Knives Magee's Room. "Goodnight Anti." Anti groaned. "Go away! And go to sleep!" Robbies smile faded slightly but he took it as a goodnight before he walked to his room. He took out the phone that he rarely used and txted Jack Goodnight.

Robbie has fallen asleep only a few seconds before Jack texted him back. 

"Goodnight Robbo!"