House of Mayhem {Septic Egos}

"Cooking with Egos"

"Guys! I'm hungry!" Marvin slouched on the couch. All of the pancakes he ate from that morning completely gone from his stomach. "Make yourself some lunch then." Chase laughed. "I can't cook!" Marvin shouted causing Chase to roll his eyes. "You're a magician. I'm pretty sure you could whip something up." Marvin groaned as Chase pulled him off the couch. "Why are we the ones making food?" Chase huffed. "Who you rather starve?"

"I can help if you want. We can have burgers." Jackaboy offered. JJ smiled and nodded while pointing to himself. "See." Chase smirked. "Is fuath liom daoibh uaireanta." Marvin muttered. "I thought you loved me!" Chase gasped playfully before walking into the kitchen.

Everyone but Schneep has Jacks Irish accent. However, Marvin and Anti steered from speaking it out loud. Marvin claimed it was just a habit to not speak as rapidly or as "Irishy" as the Irishman. While Antis reason went unknown. Chase hummed in thought. He'd heard everyone at the apartment speak Irish once, including Schneep, except for Anti. Of course, excluding JJ who couldn't speak. "JJ can you grab the burger meat?" Marvin asked. JJ nodded going over to the fridge. "Should we let Schneep and Anti know?" Jackaboy asked. "I'm pretty sure they'll be able to smell the meat cooking." Chase thanked JJ as he handed him the meat. 

"The smells is kinda of hard to miss." He added as he put the patties on this small mini grill thing. "Don't burn the house down. That'll also be hard to miss." Marvin teased. "You suck." Chase said adding some seasoning to the burgers.

Jackaboy-man smiled before he went over to the doctors room. "Hey Schneep?" He opened the door slightly. The German held up a finger and his eyes instantly darted back to his computer screen. Jackaboy smiles seeing that Schneep was very into the show. "Told ya so." He laughed as the episode ended. "I guess you'd be correct. Vhat do you need?" Jackaboy pointed behind him with his thumb. "We're making burgers for lunch." Schneep nodded. "I see. Vell, I can't vatch anymore vizhout you. Might as vell come join you guys now." Jackaboy smiled as the doc walked past him. The hero took a glance at Antis door and sighed.

He cautiously approached the door and knocked. "Anti, were having lunch soon." He sighed when he got no answer. "Well fine then." Jackaboy muttered going back to the kitchen. Anti sighed rolling into his stomach after it growled. His head itches slightly but he knew if he scratched it then it would possible start bleeding again. Speaking of, he sighed and got out of his bed to walk to the bathroom. The white bandage around his head was turning a light pink. "I...don't know how to change it." He muttered to himself. "Oh well. Might as well go get some food. And if the others see then who cares?" He chuckled to himself. "Not them." He added as he opened his door.

"We have ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, and pickles as toppings." Marvin said looking through the fridge. "Most of vhose are for hotdogs." Schneep commented. "I guess. Just grab what you want on it. Should we go to the dinning room this time? Burgers are a little messier than pancakes." Chase shrugged. "I guess." He smiled as Robbie held onto his legs. Chase had both his and Robbies plates in hand so Robbie wouldn't drop his. "Finally joining us?" Marvin spat as Anti walked in. He avoided everyone's looks and didn't speak headed straight to the kitchen.

"Anti reminds me of a woman on her period sometimes." Marvin added. "Marv!" Chase sort of chuckled remembering how his ex would go straight to the kitchen on those days. Anti didn't out anything but cheese on his burger. He looked in the window trying to adjust his hair to cover the bandage on his head. He sighed deciding that it was hidden well enough as long as he didn't turn his back to anyone.  When he walked in, everyone was still standing. "Are we really gonna have a hard time with sitting somewhere?" He mumbled. Chase sighed sitting down. Robbie took the seat to the right of him and Schneep sat down to the left of him.  JJ sat at the end of the table to the right of Robbie.

"I'm not sitting next to Marvin." Anti muttered sitting across from Schneep. Jackaboy shrugged and sat to his left and Marvin to his left. Once again everyone ate in silence. "Anti do you watch anime?" Jackaboy asked. Anti noddd with half the burger in his mouth. "Then this'll be easy." Anti arches an eyebrow at the hero. "Everyone should name their favourite anime." No body seemed to object so Jackaboy went first. "My favourite has to either be Death Note or My Hero Academia." 

Anti snorted. "Oh course you hero boy." Jackaboy rolled his eyes. "Chase?" Chase tensed. "I don't watch a lot of anime. But I'm liking blue exorcist a lot." Jackaboy nodded. "I like that one two. "How about you Marv?" Marvin shrugged. "I like blue exorcist but Tokyo Ghoul is one of my favorites." Anti hummed. "I like that show." He mumbled. "Schneep?" Jackaboy asked laughing. The doctor stared at husband burger before mumbling. "Death Note." Everyone started laughing even Anti cracked a smile. "Does Robbie even watch T.V?" The zombie shook his head happily munching on his burger. "How about you JJ?" JJ But his lip before signing out the letters of the only anime he'd watched and had surprisingly really enjoyed.

"M-I-R-A-I   N-I-K-K-I." Marvin almost chokes on his burger while Jackaboy nervously laughed. "Really?" Anti laughed. "It's not that violent. And you're the one who watches death note." Jackaboy nodded. "Fair point. Okay Anti, what's your favourite anime?" Anti took the last bite of his burger. "Naruto Shippuden." Everyone was gonna leave it at that when JJ started to rapidly shake his head. "Welp time to go." Anti stood up leaving his plate and turned to leave. "Anti vhat happened to your head?"

"Shit." He cursed. Before Schneep could get up, Anti turned back around. "If you must know my favorite anime is Your lie in April. Ciao!" He waved before going back to his room. "Does anyone know vhat happened to his head?" Schneep asked. Chase bit his lip. "He tripped and fell." Chase glared at Marvin who started to laugh. "What?" He asked still laughing. Chase sighed sitting back as he was no longer hungry. "He's not invincible. He gets hurt to." Jackaboy nodded. "Rarely though." Schneep cleated his throat. "Did you see how deep it was?" Chase shook his head. "He wouldn't let me look at it. But judging on how he handled it it shouldn't be that deep." Chase lied. Schneep hummed. 

"I'll go look at it later." JJ happily nodded. "Should we watch some T.V?" Robbie suggested. "Are we watching more anime?" Chase asked with a small chuckle. "Sure. We could watch Naruto. It is actually a good show." Marvin suggested. "Didn't Anti say that was his favourite? Or at least one of them." Chase said. "He said shippuden. That's a completely different Naruto." Marvin added. "Plus if he's seen shippuden then he's already seen Naruto." Chase sighed and looked to JJ who had the same expression. "I guess." Marvin and Robbie cleaned up the dishes while Jackaboy turned on Netflix. "It's ready." Jackaboy called. The egos except for Robbie, who decided to go take a nap in his room, sat around the T.V as Naruto started.

Anti was walking toward the kitchen to grab his water when he saw the egos laughing in the living room. "Some of bitches." Anti smirked before he started to glitch violently causing the T.V an the lights in the living room to glitch and then turn off. "Ugh! Anti!" Marvin shouted. "What? I did nothing." Anti giggles still glitching like a maniac as he grabbed his water. "Turn it back on." Schneep said. "Make me. Oh you can't, guess you'll just have to wait." Anti laughed before he glitches out of the house to go look for some fun.