Futatsu no Kuroi o to Nihon no Mahou

Episode 1: The Beginning

Drake: I can't believe we're in Japan! *Jumps off plane*

Malcom: Calm down, we're here for school Drake. Where's the fun in that?

Drake: Uh being here!!! Just look at all the Japanese chicks! They're everywhere!

Malcom: I suppose you right.

Drake: Damn straight!

The two teens get off the plane and began to walk down towards the gate.

Malcom: I wonder how we actually passed that test.

Drake: Who cares, we're in fucking Japan!

Malcom: Still, it's weird that we were the only ones who passed and we just winged it.

Drake: So, Malcom look at this face.

Malcom: *Looks at him confused*.

Drake: Does it look like I care?

Malcom: *Rolls eyes* Anyways, it's cool however that they gave us funding money to spend.

Drake: Funds for what?

Malcom: Well the ride here and back, a house or apartment, and supplies for school.

Drake: We still go to school?

Malcom: Yes, that was the point of the test.

Drake: Fuck school I'm Drake.

Malcom: By my calculations we will only have enough money for about three months of rent and food.

Drake: What do we do after that?

Malcom: I suppose we have to get a job.

Drake: How the hell do they expect us to do that? I can't understand them, let alone they can't understand me!

Malcom: I'm sure we'll find a way.

Drake: Sure, like some women will be selling technology that transforms our voices.

???: Do you need to understand people here in Japan? Then look no further since a new age of technology is here! Introducing the 'Voice Warp'. This devices transform and average person's voice to languages around the world!

Drake: Dafuq Japan! *Tears up and whispers* You have it all...

Malcom: You knew that the whole trip. That's what half the money was going to.

Drake: I lost all thought when we landed in JAPAN!!!!

-----General Store-----

???: Hi may I help you?

Drake: Yo~! Can we have one of those- Malcom, I don't think this guys knows what the fuck I'm saying.

Malcom: Drake...

Drake: What?

Malcom: This guy's white.

Drake: ... Oooooh, I wasn't paying attention to him. God I feel stupid as fuck.

Malcom: Anyways, can we get the new Vocaloid Voice Translators please?

???: Ah, so do you understand Japanese around here?

Drake: Uhm... no...

???: Then how about I throw in the Language Seeper Piece for free. You two must be those American students who aced the Japanese Mega College Exams then huh?

Malcom: Yeah, that's us.

???: Cool, well, here you go.

The man behind the counter at the Tech Store gave the two teenagers the equipment they needed.