Not What You Think

The ANBU Test

The next day when Naruto woke up he nearly had a heart attack when he didn't recognize where he was but soon the memories from the previous day came to him and he quickly composed himself, did his morning routine and left for the hokage's tower. Upon arriving Naruto walked up to the hokage's office and knocked on the door until a soft "come in." Could be heard from the other side of it. Naruto opened the door and slowly walked in glancing around seeing mountains upon mountains of paper work. Once the hokage saw it was Naruto he immediately sprang out his seat happy to have a distraction from his paper work and eager to see Naruto's fighting prowess and knowledge. As soon as Hiruzen handed Naruto the genin test Naruto immediately began filling in answers, this surprised the hokage to no end, he was even more speechless when Naruto handed him the paper back in less then two minutes, passing with flying colors. Next he was handed the chunin text and once again he passed, then twice more with the jounin and ANBU text Naruto passed in under five minutes. As you could see this left the precious hokage flabbergasted."Naruto how did you!? Wha!!??" "I'll answer questions after the physical text jiji were almost done and I want ramen." "Okay okay but your answering my questions afterwards." "Sure jiji, come on already I have a ramen appointment at 6:20 so lets keep it moving." "Sure the next text is-." "I already know jiji the genin test." Naruto said preparing a himawari no jutsu. Once Naruto had preformed the hand seals the best himawari Hiruzen had ever seen was demonstrated along with every other jutsu he did. What confused the hokage was that Naruto even knew how to use the jutsus especially since he was two years old and to his knowledge he didn't have any chakra control training. Even after the genin, chunin, and jounin test Naruto still wasn't fazed in the least, then came the ANBU test were the hokage finally would see the jutsus in Naruto's arsenal. Since the physical exam for an ANBU is an all out match with any ANBU of said person's choice. It was located in the forest of death as to not blow up most of the village halfway through the battle. Upon arrival Naruto started shifting in his spot "Um jiji why are there 32 people watching me."" Huh you can sence them?""Yeah they were kinda obvious see." Naruto said as he started calling out there locations exactly. As soon as Naruto called an ANBU's position said ANBU would come out and stand in a straight file line, on either side of the hokage.  Once all 32 where ANBU were on the ground Naruto asked "Jiji can we finish this test quickly so I can go out for ramen." "Sure Naruto, now Naruto the only way too pass this test is to beat an ANBU in combat."Hiruzen informed him. "Okay this'll be easy I pick all of them." Naruto said calmly. Everyone near Naruto who heard that sweat dropped at his choice. An ANBU with a weasel mask walked up and asked. "Are you sure about this because we won't hold back this could get you killed very easily." He said seriously. "Yep I'm sure Itachi Uchiha." Naruto replied with a smirk. "How d-di-did y-you know th-that." Itachi stuttered. "How am I going to become an ANBU if I can't read chakra." Naruto replied as if any should know this. "But you're only two years old." "And." Naruto said sassily with his hand on his hip. "Okay lets hurry up and finish I have places to be." Naruto said. "Sure." Everyone else agreed. Time skip to after he kicks some ANBU ass. Deep in the forest if you listen hard enough you could hear a pile of ANBU stacked on top of each other moaning and groaning from each of their wounds. "Soo jiji do I pass." Naruto asked with fake excitement. "Well of course you do, you just beat every last one of my ANBU in 5 minutes." "Okay now that I'm an ANBU I'll help you guys out." Naruto said unstacking them and sitting them on the ground having them bite his arm. Every ANBU who bit him so far were healed in no time at all, so without hesitation the rest of the ANBU readily sunk their teeth in his soft flesh. Once all the ANBU were healed they each thanked him then disappeared randomly. Naruto started walking slowly snickering to himself about how much he was holding back, for the ANBU not to die. Naruto honestly knew he was stronger then the hokage himself but knew the village would never except the kyuubi brat as their next hokage. So instead of being hokage his dream was to leave the village once the old hokage died so he wouldn't have to worry about his well being. Time skip 8 years Naruto is now 10 and is in his last year in the academy. 'Ugh one more year in this hell and one more year with this dumb mask' and yes he did say mask he's been wearing it since he was 4 but it wasn't a mask to hide his face but actually his personality. Naruto had been acting like a total happy go lucky idiot and dead last for 3 years and he was sick and tired of it. Once Naruto got to class he started the daily routine only he realized they had, he would sit in his seat next to sasuke, next a stampede of bansh- he meant fangirls would come in start an unnecessary argument then yell at him to move once they realize he's not gonna move they start merrcilessly hitting him until iruka arrives and yells at everyone to take a seat and shut up with his big head jutsu and that would be his every day life.