Dear diary
I met a boy today
He said his name was xenon
But all his friends call him gay.
Blond hair blue eyes big ass kinda
Guy
He says he can play ball but he knocked out a ball playing kick ball.
He clapped me today, he followed me into the bathroom after the mile, he clapped me then he pooped on the ground and then I ate it like a brownie. And I was full the whole day.
When I got home all of my dads clapped me because I lost my v card to restard xenonica.
Before I went to bed I sprayed myself with tanner and but in 30 layers of mascara looked at my idol Snooki the. Went to bed and had dreams of Anthony.
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