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you ~ underlinedMark 🍒 ~
Ever since your 13 year old son was born you and Mark knew he would be sassy. Y/s/n was funny and always spoke his mind just like you. So you weren't even surprised when Mark came home, face red from anger and embarrassment. Claiming that y/s/n had roasted him in front of the boys.
"y/s/n who's cooler, me or Uncle Jackson?"
"Obviously Uncle Jackson dad , you barely even talk and when you do , you be on that weird shit."Jaebum 💧 ~
You were in the kitchen cooking dinner while your husband Jaebum was in living room showing your 15 year old daughter some of his music. As you were turning off the stove you heard y/d/n and Jaebum start to yell so you went in the living room to see what was going on. You looked on the TV to see JJ Project 'Bounce' on the screen.
"Dad just admit it , this song is trash. &' don't get me started on that raggedy ole outfit you got on. Talking about some "shake it for me", the only thing that you need to worry about shaking is them ugly shoes you had on off yo feet."
"Ok &' you need to shake that 3 month old sew-in out yo damn head."
Jackson 🥟 ~
You and y/s/n were downstairs watching TV, waiting for you husband Jackson to get home from his music video shoot for his new single 'Fendiman'. Five minutes had passed and you heard the sound of keys jingling and your husband Jackson walked through the door. "How'd it go at the shoot babe?" "Great, we finished up today. Do you guys wanna see it?" "Yeah dad I'm excited to see how it turned out", y/s/n said. "Okay", Jackson said as he started to play 'Fendiman' on his phone.
"So what do you guys think?"
"Um it's interesting."
"Mom stop trying to sugar code your opinion. Dad imma be straight up, that song is trash asl. You saying the same thing over and over like okay nigga we get it, you like Fendi. It's already bad enough, you wear it all the time but no you just had to go and make a song about it too. &' stop wearing tracksuits, you already short enough."