Hetalia x Philippines

Chapter 7: Album full of memories (1) 🇵🇭🇺🇸

Warning:

•Cursing
•OOC-kinda America in this trilogy

Also try to find Easter Eggs here and the two other chapters I'm uploading and comment it if u like.

Hint:Hamilton :D

"Yo! Philippines when are you coming out! Let's go out and have fun!"Amerika asked Philippe. Here's what happened before this situation

After the Philippine-American war and the take over of the Philippines and The First Philippine Republic caused Philippines to be hidden from the public by the American government.

And on the years passed by The American government is educating the country of the Philippines like polishing up her English, and things that she already knew when she was living in Europe but America says that is more "advance" and "more American". Pfft- tho it is advance the only difference is that it's in English but it was a-err informal than in Europe which is confusingly formal.

And in every few months America was tasked to visit Philippines and other territories in the Pacific.
The reason of this visits is to help socialize Philippines which she's been has isolated from her own continent only for the exception of some who are bartering and trading goods.

And her other fellow colonies who visit her mostly Mexico with the Manila-Acapulco trade and the Galleon trade eventually taking her sometimes to go to Mexico, Cuba, and other Spanish American colonies.

Eventually some of the Spanish colonies were fighting for their freedom making Spain to gather the bits of the empires remaining colonies outside from Europe including Philippines and transporting them to Europe to keep am close eyes on them.

But back to the current situation, Philippines was invited *ahem* forced *ahem* to go horse back riding with America and his men around Manila.

And the reason they invited the country is because of they want to "know" the capital but they need a someone to show them around...

Piri's POV

'Puñeta! they are forcing me to get out of my fucking room by using this excuse, But this is so obvious! Why do you need your "know" around the places in my fucking capital! Is it obvious that after you get a new territory you explored it! Also how about trying to show your investors and new army men yourself! Dios mio!' I snapped out of my thoughts from someone shaking me.

3rd Person POV

"Philippines my dude! Snap out of it hello ya in there!?!" A heavy American accent was shouting at the poor Filipino "boy".

"Wha-at are-e yo-u do-ing Ame-rika!" Philipe shouted.

"OHH NO! PHILIPPE IS CHOKING! DON'T WORRY DUDE THE HEROES GONNA SAVE YOU!" America stopped shaking Philippe and started patting Philippe's back really hard.

"Ugh! My bac-k it puck-ing hurts!" Philippe was trying to escape America's grip she stopped when a broken bone was heard.

"OHHH NOO PHILIPPE IS DYING HELP!" America started shaking Philippe rougher and harder than before.(A/N that's what she said-)

"America what are you doing to Philippines! Are you trying to kill him?" One of America's companions stopped the murder of Philippe and she blessed the man.

Philippe went to the infirmary for a few hours to heal her broken spine.

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"This is Intramuros the walled city where the high people of society lived-" Philippe explained showing them around.

While America was trailing behind Philippe and was bored because of how he went here a few times and looked around, he got an idea.

"Y'all wanna have a break! You could serve us your- how do you say it again mer-yawn-da? Snacks!"

America spoke in a Texan accent and completely butchered the word. His men agreed whole Philippines was ticked of by his pronunciation.

"It's pronounced as me-rEn-da Amerika thank you very much!"
Philippines corrected him

"Man! You sound like England with his 'It's Levi-o-sa not Levi-osa!' shit or is it all way around?"
America was stroking his imaginary beard.

"Ugh...let me lead you all of you then" Philippines cut of his trained of thought and lead them to a small yet warm dinner which serve Philippine delicacy.

"Here we have puto,ensaymada[1], and calamansi juice with honey." Philippines stopped buy in a store who sells good food. The Amerikans where hesitate to eat the native delicacy but Amerika step forward to eat the puto.

"Holy shit! This taste good!" Amerika praised the native delicacy. Some of his companions enjoyed the delicacies. After that they explored once again.

"This is how we defended our selves from outsiders" pointing on a rusting Cannon.

"Man that looks old!" America yelled out.

"Because it's from when I was with Spain you el bobo."[2]

"Hey!That's so Rude!" America yelled back to her.

"So you do understand, I thought you wouldn't be bothered with learning another language than your "English"." She said it with a mocking face.

"Why you-"America slapped the behind of Philippe's horse which caused her to be bucked from her horse landing her on a bunch of hay. Which brought laughter to America and his gang and a embarrassed Philippe. She grabbed something near her which was a stone, and aiming at Amerika's face which instead hit the horses eye causing him to fall on top of Philippe.

"Ohh I'm sorry-"Amerika said and realized something he was groping to.

"América eres una perra"[3] Philippe's voice wailed through out Intramuros.

A few hours passed calming down the Filipino girl from inflicting damage to the now rag doll Amerika.

"Philippines I'm sorry dude- er dudette I didn't know you were a girl-!"Amerika tried to explain to himself but Piri cutted him off.

"I'm leaving, Amerika you puta."

3 months passed

Philippines gender got revealed and got the people she knew uneasy and wives and women of high society/government to help her which was a pain as she retired her trousers to heavy useless dresses and skirts. Then got letters from her inferiors scolding her for what she has done to Amerika. And Amerika's letters of apology which she Burns.

But something special came into the mail and it wasn't a letter but a parcel and flowers from Amerika. She was unsure of it's contents so she asked Kelly to open it. And it contains a set of Ruby red earings with a matching necklace the servants on the room admired the beauty of the jewels and Piri was a bit impressed. Thou it's not as impressive as the jewels of monarch's in Europe which she gets to see and admire up close or Jewelry given to her by suitors during her stay in Europe. She read the letter and the flowers reading sorry.

"Kelly can you pack them back and send it back to him." Piri said going back to her room. The servants looked at her with a glaze of confusion and disbelief.

"Senorita are you sure? Do you not want to keep it?"Kelly asked her master again.

"Si, tell him don't spend a lot of Money on me, spend it when you need it."Piri left the scene.

3 months passed again

Piri was returning a ton of gifts given by Amerika which are jeweleries, fashionable dresses and accessories which is his way of apologizing but it didn't solve their problem.

"Kelly! May you please return this gifts thank you!"

(America's place)

"What she didn't open any of them?" Amerika was confused he took his boss' advice and it didn't work so what does she want.

[1]Philippine Delicacies
[2] fool, silly, booby, stupid, idiot, boob
[3]America you are a Bitch

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