In this world there's no jokes, jokes are gross and bad. We only use sarcasm and our rules are that you have to use it in every sentence, and you can not use sarcasm when your writing so you won't hear it in the book. But in this book you will hear about amazing adventures. Sorry u won't I was lying my life is very boring. Oh I didn't tell you were aloud to lie but not in real life only in books and on tv but in your world you guys lie on TV already so it's not new news for you. Really I don't know what I'm gonna write about but I guess I will tell you about my life as the rich. Never mind I'm not rich I don't have a butler named Al Fred, but I wish I did I would say "Al Fred get me some jus!" Or "al Fred buy me a pool!"
