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Izuku Midoriya has added Shota Aizawa and Hizashi Yamada to the chat

Izuku has named chat My Two Gay Dads

Izuku: wazzup daddies

Aizawa: aren't you still in class

Hizashi: yeah my class

Izuku: y'all are no f u n

Aizawa has changed Izuku's name to Problem Child

Problem Child: f a l s e h o o d

Problem Child has changed Aizawa's name to Sleep Deprived

Hizashi: well now i feel left out

Sleep Deprived has changed Hizashi's name to Skinny Penis

Problem Child: its ya boi s k i n n y p e n i s

Skinny Penis: r u d e

Sleep Deprived: f a c t

Problem Child: do you think if i asked tokoyami would let me pet dark shadow

Skinny Penis: why tho

Problem Child: cuz he's smol and precious

Sleep Deprived: tokoyami or dark shadow

Problem Child: y e s

Problem Child: follow up question. can i pet tokoyami

Skinny Penis: no

Problem Child: but i must p r o t e c c

Skinny Penis: izuku no come back

Sleep Deprived: wtf did he do

Skinny Penis: he threw tokoyami over his shoulders and ran out of the room screaming 'i must protecc'

Problem Child: don't expose me

Sleep Deprived: wtf

Skinny Penis: bring tokoyami back

Problem Child: n o

Sleep Deprived: Izuku

Problem Child: f i g h t m e b i t c h e s

Sleep Deprived: surrender the toes ma'am

Problem Child: never. bird boi is mine

Skinny Penis: todoroki looks like he gonna cut a bitch

Problem Child: tell him to come to my room. we can all do gay things

Sleep Deprived: no gay things

Skinny Penis: to late. he read my texts and bolted out of the room

Problem Child: gotta go do gay things now soooooo bye

Problem Child has left the chat

Sleep Deprived: im too tired for this

Sleep Deprived has left the chat

Skinny Penis: ugh

Skinny Penis has left the chat

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