you woke up after passing out but nobody was in sight, just a note and a glass of water by your side.
You read the note someone left you:
" Yo, I noticed u passed out but I couldn't stay because I didn't feel like babysitting till you woke up. Drink some water and rest for a bit
-Deidara"
You sat up and took a few sips of water, you forgot what happened till you read Kakuzu's note again.
A knock interrupted your train of thought and you hid the note before they opened the door.
"Yes?" you answered.
Kakuzu walked in and you started sweating bullets and backing up slowly in fear.
"Y/N, can we talk?" he asked you, his eyes stared right into your soul.
"Y-yes" you gulped loudly, not knowing what was gonna happen next.
He shut the door behind you and sat down. "So you and Hidan..." he asked.
"It's not what you think! H-he just randomly kissed me but we didn't like fu-" you tried to explain but Kakuzu stopped you mid sentence by kissing you.
You pushed him off you quickly and slapped him,"Didn't you threaten to murder me"?!
"Yes and?" he said. He leaned in for another kiss and this time you didn't stop him.
Next thing you knew both of you were shirtless and making out on the floor.
"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this? " you thought to yourself.
"Wait Kakuzu, what if someone walks in? I dont want us to get in trouble" you asked scared of what would happen.
"Let's do it baby, I know the law" he said pulling out a condom from his back pocket.
You two almost fucked when Sasori walked in, cock blocking the both of you.
You both jumped out and covered your parts "Hey! we were just-" Sasori cut you off.
"To be honest, I don't care and I don't wanna know. Kakuzu, you're needed, there's a mission" Sasori told Kakuzu.
He got up put his clothes on and left, you sat on the floor confused wondering what just happened.
You scrambled to put your clothes on and walked out the room like nothing happened.
"Y/N senpai, can we please play monopoly?? Deidara is playing too" Tobi said.
"No I'm not Tobi, stop telling people I'm gonna play monopoly" he yelled from across the room.
"Cmon please Dei" he begged the blonde boy.
Deidara sighed before finally agreeing to play monopoly.
You all sat down around the coffee table, and got everything set up.
"I call the car!" Tobi put the car on the starting put while you and Deidara put your pieces down too.
"Ok, start Tobi pft" Deidara said sighing.
You guys played for hours and it was a disaster the entire time. Tobi was almost bankrupt, Deidara had almost all the properties and you were going broke slowly.
"Y/N, im homeee, go make me and Kakuzu sandwiches. No tomatoes on mine or else I'll beat your ass again" Hidan said bursting in the house.
You scurried to the kitchen to make them sandwiches and handed it to them.
Hidan ate the sandwich within a few bites, spit on the plate then handed it to you so you could wash it.
Before he went to his room, he leaned in close to your ear and whispered something,
"We gotta talk in a bit, meet me in my room".
Your knees were weak and Kakuzu staring in confusion only made you more nervous.
You put the dish in the sink and followed him to his room.
He locked the door behind him, and looked you straight in the eyes
"Y/N... my scythe wasn't clean like I asked and I just wanted to know why".
You let out a breath in relief.
"But that's beside the point... there's something else I gotta talk to you about" Hidan said.
Your face fell and you felt like passing out but you held it together.
"What's up?" you asked Hidan scared.
You almost started shaking and crying.
