Screw Luck (eddsworld fanfiction)

Live or Die

I went upstairs to get my swimsuit on. I put a dress over my swimsuit and grabed a towel, sun hat and wallet. I went down stairs and I saw the guys were ready. We all got into Edd's car and drove off to the beach. I looked out the window and saw the beach. It was the perfect day for this. Edd parked the car and we all go out. Matt begged Edd to get ice cream. I sat down on the chair and looked at my phone. I saw there was a voice mail. I didn't really care since we were at the beach. I was about to open it until Edd snatched my phone away.

"Hey give it back"

"No"

"Why not"

"Because, we cam here to have fun"

"Can I least hold on to it"

"No"

I was laser focused at the waves that I didn't notice Tord behind me. I looked up to see Tord.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing"

He grabed me and put me over his shoulders.

"I demand you to put me down"

"No"

I noticed he was walking to the dock.

"Don't you dare"

He started to run towards the dock.

"YOU AND EDD ARE SO DEAD jumped in the water and gave me a evil smirk. I slapped him at the back of his neck.

"I hate you"

I walked out of the water and dried my self off. Edd, Matt, and Tord went into the water. I sat next to Tom.

"So, how drunk was I last night"

"Pretty drunk"

"Great"

"Whelp I'm going to get a beer, be back Tom"

"oh no you don't"

He grabed my arm and pulled me back down. I gave him a angry glare. 

" I don't think I want you to get drunk"

Tom got up and got a beer. He was so trying to get me.

"Can I at least have a sip"

"No"

"Please"

He got up and picked me up in his arm's.

"Hey let me go"

"Sure once we get near the water"

"I spent an hour to get dry"

I kept hitting his chest.

"Put me down now!!"

"Ok"

He dropped me in the water and started to laugh. I pulled on his arm and he fell in.

"See how it feels to get wet"

"It fell cold"

"Now were even"

I got out again and dried off. Matt and Edd got out after us. Tord left early.  I went to the café to get a drink. I got a coffee and headed to Edd's house. I didn't worry to much about my work. All I knew what that I needed my phone. I got to Edd's house and saw Edd. 

"Hey Edd"

"Hi Susan"

"Can I have my phone back"

"Sure"

I got my phone went up stairs and listened to the voice mail from earlier. I turns out that Abby was trying to warn me that I was now wanted and that if I didn't come back today I would be hunted down by the army. I didn't care because I was well trained for this. I layed down on the bed and then got back up to change into my pajama's. I noticed that there was something up with Tord. I didn't really care. I went to Tom's room to talk to him. When I knocked on the door I didn't' hear an answer. I opend the door only to see a monster looking right back at me. I ran to Edd.

"EDD!!"

"What?

"Tom, Monster!!"

"Shit no again"

We both ran to Tom's room only to find the wall with a huge hole in it.

"I'll fix that later for you Edd"

Edd went to his room and go a super hero outfit on and flew out the window. I didn't understand what was going on so I decide to help. I ran to my room and put on my black tight outfit. I put my belt on and hoped on my motorcycle. I raced down the street's looking for my brother and that monster. I caught up to edd and he was slammed into a wall. He fell down and I got out my dart gun (I don't care what it's called). I started to shot the monster and it tried to swing at me and I couldn't keep dogging it forever.

"Edd what do we do?!"

"I dont know"

"What do you mean you don't know"

"I have no idea how to fix this"

"I got an idea. It could be risky"

"What is it"

"Throw me"

"Are you crazy!!"

"JUST DO IT EDD!!!"

"Fine!"

Edd threw me so I could grab onto the monster. It swatted me away and I hit the wall. I started to get back up but then I realized that if  I did I would meet the same fate over and over again. I darted to it and shot it. I kind of worked and didn't. I got up on and building and walked to the monster face.

"It's going to be ok, trust me"

It was about to punch me but I started to make a long ass speech.

"Tom if this is really how you going to act then be that way.  I don't care if you want to be this instead. I just want to know once in a while that you'll be ok. I want to know if this is my fault. But if it is then well sorry. So yeah."

It failed. I tried doing a black widow move but I don't think I can do that anymore. I decide to give up and go home.

"All right, you two can fight or whatever. I'm going home so yeah. Bye"

I got on my Motorcycle and was about to drive off when something else came up and grabbed me.

"HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO GET TAKEN THIS WEEK!! EDD I MEET YOU BACK AT HOME, WHEN I GET OUT OF-"

The monster picked me up and held me in it's hand and the guy who tried to take me got picked up and thrown.

"Ok, now I know that's Tom"

"TOM! Put Susan down!"

It looked at Edd and stuck out his tongue. I tried to not laugh but I left out a giggle. Then well Monster Tom started to laugh as well.

"You adorable you know that?"

It looked at me in a happy way. Monster Tom started to walk away with me still in it's hand.

"Were are we going"

He kept walking. I didn't care so I just looked up at the stars and fell asleep.