Screw Luck (eddsworld fanfiction)

Boba date

I woke up to something heavy on my chest. I lifted my head up to see Holly. She was fast asleep on my chest. I got up and started to make breakfast. I Decide to make chocolate chip pancakes. I already knew that when I opend the bag Matt, Edd, and Holly will come running down. I was right. I told them to sit down and wait. After I made the pancakes, I opened the bacon. This time Tord came running down. I finished making breakfast and brought up a plate to Tom.

"Hey sleeping beauty, wake up" 

"Oh, good morning Susan"

"Ready for our date"

"Shut up, dont say that too loud or-"

"I HEARD THE WORD DATE!!!"

"Shit"

Edd came running in and grabed my arm.

" MATT YOU AND HOLLY TAKE CARE OF TOM,  WHILE ME AND TORD TAKE CARE OF SUSAN!!"

"I hate you guys"

They threw me onto a chair and started to go through my closet jungle. Tord got out shorts and Edd pulled out a tank top. Tord picked out high tops and a black overcoat. I put the cloths on and shoes. They curled my hair and gave me a purse. I snuck in my gun into the purse and my hand cuffs. I wonder how Tom would look. But I had a feeling that he would look like Matt. Or maybe he would look like a pineapple. 

"Perfect"

"What do you think Susan"

"My chest hurts from the tight tank top."

"Don't worry, Tom will take it off for you"

"I hate you Tord"

"You know I could help you with that right now"

"Nope"

"TORD STOP HITTING ON SUSAN!!"

"Can't help it, it runs in my blood"

"I kind of have a bad feeling about this"

"I'm going to check if Tom is ready"

Edd and Tord left. I started to not feel good. I ran over to the bathroom and spit up black. It was like Ink but it wasn't. I Washed my mouth out and went back in my room.

"Hey Susan, he's ready for you"

I walked out to see him wearing jean's, a white T-shirt, A black over coat, a dog tag, and boots. This was my weakness. 

"Susan don't you look cute"

"My Tom you look handsome"

"Ok you two"

"Bye Tom, Bye Susan"

"Hey Matt can we go draw"

"Sure"

Edd walked up to us,

"Remember, DON'T DO IT ON MY COUCH"

"Edd chill"

"DON'T!!"

"Well we better get going"

"Hey Tom can I talk to you"

"Sure"

Tom and Tord walked into another room. I didn't care that much.

"Tom remember"

"Remember what?"

"Next Wednesday is your last day"

"Right"

"So make this a good date"

"Ok"

They walked back in and Me and Tom got into the car. Tom drove me to the café and we sat down and looked on the menu.