How To Expect The Unexpected

Divorces and Distractions

Author: So sorry about how late this is, I'm just having major trouble finding inspiration for anything Delena because of the havoc that the writers are wreaking upon that world on the show. And because I just finished my first editing games on my Instagram. -round of applause- Well enjoy, loves. And as always let me know what you think.

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The next morning Elena rolled over and peered down at her sleeping boyfriend. He had one arm draped over his eyes trying to sunlight at bay. She smiled at him, loving how innocent and peaceful he looked when he was asleep. There was no tension in his expression and it made her happy. He wasn't stressing out about being a young parent or the horrible relationship with his mother. He was just a teenager. She leaned down and kissed his cheek and he stirred slightly.

"Good morning." She greeted happily when he opened one eye then the other.

"Good morning. You're in a good mood this morning." He noted as he stretched out in the large bed.

"I am. I was thinking we should make a little love before we get up and go meet Klaus and Caroline for breakfast." Elena suggested, a naughty glint in her eyes.

"Oh hell no." Damon muttered as he got out of bed faster than Elena thought was possible.

"Why not?" Elena pouted.

"I will not be responsible for poking our baby's eye out." He told her seriously.

"Oh my God, you cannot be serious right now!" Elena retorted with her eyes wide.

"I am dead serious." He told her, his voice firm and unwavering.

"So you're really not going to have sex with me again until I have the baby?" She asked, clearly terrified by the thought.

"I didn't say that, but I am not going to have sex with you again until we find out from the doctor if there is any danger." He told her resolutely before walking into his bathroom and starting the shower. Elena sighed and followed him into the

bathroom.

"Will you at least let me shower with you. You know, save time and water and all that?" She asked hopefully

"That would tempt me too much, which of course is your plan isn't it?" He asked shutting her idea down.

"I don't know what you're talking about." She said as she slowly stripped out of the shirt she put on before falling asleep last night.

"Uh huh..." He retorted disbelieving. He started walking out of the bathroom and she watched him leave with an annoyed expression on her face. "You shower, I'll just go use the bathroom down the hall."

"Jackass." Elena called after him before stepping under the hot spray of the shower. She spent longer than necessary in the shower. The water felt wonderful, possibly even better than sex could have. She really hoped that Damon would get past his fear of poking the baby's eye out sooner rather than later. According to her book, her body could possibly start wanting sex more and more from now on. The book explicitly said that you could have sex while pregnant. But Damon wouldn't listen to her. She growled lightly under the spray of the shower, much more annoyed now that he had turned her down for sex. He completely ruined her good mood and he was going to have to deal with it for the rest of the day.

When she was done showering, she got out and wrapped a towel around her chest before walking back into the bedroom. She went into his closet and opened the drawer she had in there for when she spent the night. She found a pair of jeans and a t shirt along with a bra and a pair of panties. She quickly slipped them on and left the closet finding Damon buttoning up a black shirt.