[Discontinued, Being Rewritten] I'm gonna stay the night... | Ian X Leo

Disowned???? Arguments????

Ian's POV

I walked through the door, and came face to face with my disgustingly nice stepfather. I had just gotten into a fight after this stupid little shoot tried to take my fuqing chocolate bar. "Hello Ian, did you get in a fiiiiight agaiiiiin?" "Yes I did old ham, now say it, I already have a bag packed." "Say what Ian?" "*Sigh* 'I'm kicking you out of the house, Ian.' Just say it!" "O-Ok. I-I'm kicking you out of the house, Ian." "Good, bai bish!" I yelled, flipping him off all the way out the door.

Toime Skip!

I decided to text Leo, so I got my phone out and sent him one.

You: Yo my home slice bread slice dog! I'm moving in!

Lion Boii: Wait what?!

You: Yep! See you in 10. Bai lyyyyy!!! (つ✧ω✧)つ

Lion Boii: (つ—_—)つ

I put my phone back in my pocket and started walking towards Leo's apartment building.

Toime Skip!

I reached Leo's apartment, 22413. I knocked on the door and waited.

Leo's POV

I heard a knock on my door. "Coming!" I called. I opened the door to see Ian standing there, bag in tow. "Oh hello Ian, come inside will you." I said as I guestured for him to enter. "Kay." He said, entering the room and plopping down on the couch. "Let's watch a movie, shall we?"

Toime Skip!

Authors' POV/ 3rd Person

"Let's watch Baywatch." "But I wanna watch My Little Pony!" "What about SpongeBob?" "What about My. Little. PONY!!!!" "And you call yourself 18, Leo!" "Shut up and let me have my Rainbow Dash bubble butt!" The 2 males argued over what to watch. Ian turned on Baywatch, while Leo cryed in the corner, eventually falling asleep from exhaustion.
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Writer 1: My Little Pony! My Little Pony! My Little Pony!

Writer 2: Shut the fuq up!!!

Writer 1: How about no!!

Writer 2: *Sighs* You stupid child.

Writer 1: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHORTY!!!!??!?!?!

Writer 2: FUQ YOU!!!

Writer 1: NO THANKS!!!

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