Roommates one-shots

Drunk EMILY

Okayyy so maybe I went out and maybe I had six tequilas and maybe I had two rounds of shots. But I'm not drunk.

Okay sorry that this is Emilys story but it's going to be Alyshas pov from now on because it's more funny and effective in her pov.

Alyshas PoV

I knew Emily went out tonight but she promised she wouldn't get drunk. However that all changed when she barged through the door at 2am screaming my name.

"What Emily!" I yelled from my bedroom.

"Come here" she whispered.

I slowly emerged from my bedroom to see her holding a chicken.

"What the actual duck!" I Said knowing my younger sister was spending the night at my house and might wake up.

"No it's a chicken" she said giggling from how drunk she was.

"Where did you get that from!" I screamed shutting my bedroom door.

"A farm" she laughed "I stole it" she continued.

I looked down and shook my head in disbelief "you stole a chicken from a farm" I said folding my arms.

"His names wood" she said falling onto the couch the chicken made its way into the kitchen.

"Take it back" I said about to walk into my room again.

"What no he's mine" she said stomping her foot on the floor.

"Emily its a fucking chicken take it back!" I Said slamming my door and going back to bed.

The next morning I woke up to the sound of Emily screaming.

"There's a fucking chicken in the sink!" She yelled.

I got up from my bed.

"Yeah you brought it home last night" I said angrily.

"Well at least I didn't bring a boy home" she smirked.

"I would rather you brought a boy home!" I snapped.

"So what you doing today" she asked in her hungover voice.

"Dropping my sister off at home and...oh yeah RETURNING THAT STOLEN CHICKEN" I said huffing.

She just laughed.